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Y/n and Eddie walks down a gloomy alleyway and knocks on a door. A hatch slides open and a bloodshot eye appears in the hole.

Bongo: "Got the password?" He asked before his eyes saw Y/n as his eyes widened. "Ms. Valiant." He said as Y/n smiled.

Y/n: "Hey Bongo, can you let me in with my old man here." She said while leaning towards the door to whisper. "If he gives you any trouble, feel free to toss him out of the club."

Bongo grunts as the hatch slides open and after a moments delay the door slowly creaks open. Behind the door hulks the massive body of a gorilla in a suit.

Eddie: "Nice monkey suit." He joked sadly as Y/n scoffed

Bongo: "Wise ass, your lucky Ms. Valiant vouched for you." He said as both Valiant walks down a short corridor towards a door behind which can be heard the sound of a piano playing. As Y/n opens the door walking in with Eddie behind her as an explosion of sound of piano playing. Y/n and Eddie looked over at the stage opposite Donald and Daffy Duck are playing a dueling pianos. Watching this are numerous people seated round small tables and being served by toon penguins from Mary Poppins. At the bar an octopus is serving several customers at once.

Donald: "Hey, Hey!! Cut it out!"

Daffy: "Does anybody understand what this duck is saying?"

Woman: "Mmm, most amusing."

Man: "A bit more wine?"

Daffy: "I've worked with a lot of wise quackers, but you are despicable!"

Donald: "Doggone, stubborn, little... That did it! Aahh!"

Daffy: "This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment!"

Donald: "Oh yeah?!" He said as he grabs Daffy, throws him into the piano and slams it shut on him, leaving only his beak sticking out.

Y/n: Sits alongside her father at one of the vip tables in front of the stage. "These ducks are still hilarious." She said while laughing softly then notices her father looking at her. "I still work here when business is slow, plus the entertainment isn't that bad either." She said as she thinks of a certain red headed stud.

Daffy: "This means war." He said as Eddie Valiant stands up from the table watching all of this til a bald man squirts ink onto Eddie's shirt with a pen.

Marvin: "Ha, ha, ha!" He laughed while Y/n looked down towards the man with wide eyes.

Eddie: "You think that's funny?" He asked as the man kept laughing.

Marvin: "It's a panic!" He laughed as Y/n looked up seeing Marvin Acme himself pranked her father.

Valiant: "You won't think it's funny when I stick that pen up your nose!" He threatened while grabbing the man and pulled him up and out of his seat as Y/n intervened.

Y/n: "Old man, cool your head. This is Mr. Acme the gag king and he just hit you with one of his gags." She said seriously before looking at her father's shirt seeing the ink stain had vanished. "Disappearing ink, am I right, Mr. Acme?"

Marvin: "You are correct young lady! No hard feelings I hope? And if it's Acme, it's gasser! Put it there pal. " He asked while holding his hand out towards Eddie whom took his hand as both Valiants heard a hard zapping sound. "The hand buzzer! Still our biggest seller! Ha, ha, ha." He said laughing while a amused and totally unamused sits down and a penguin from Mary Poppins comes up to take his order. Eddie slams the menu back on the tray without looking at it while Y/n gently handed the menu back.

Eddie: "Scotch on the rocks. ...And I mean ice!" He said then yelled out

Y/n: "Dry martini with light ice, please." She said kindly as the penguin waddled off while she watched Donald and Daffy on the stage laughing a bit.

Donald: Is playing both piano's at once. "This is hot stuff." He said as Daffy takes over and behind him appears a devilish Donald who nearly blows Daffy's head of with a cannon.

Daffy: "Heh-Huh! Hoo! Heh-Hoo! Hoo! Heh-Hoo! Heh-Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!" He laughed as two hooks appear from either side of the stage and pull the ducks off the stage to the applause of the audience.

Marvin: "Hey, those ducks are funny! They, they never get to finish the act! Ha, ha, ha."

Eddie: "Right." He said as a Penguin from Mary Poppins gives both Valiants their drinks. "Thanks..." He said as he finds stones in it instead of ice. "...Toons!" He groaned then cleaned off his fingers.

Y/n: "You did say scotch on the rocks, old man." She said seriously before laughing at her father's dismay til she heard a famaliar voice from one of her gal toon friends.

Betty Boop: "Cigars! Cigarettes! Eddie Valiant!" She seeing Eddie Valiant alongside his daughter for the first time in five years alone.

Y/n: "Betts!" She said while looking over at the black & white flapper cartoon gal that she grow up watching as a kid alongside others

Eddie: "Betty?" He questioned in disbelief seeing Betty.

Betty Boop: "Long time no see, Eddie!" She said with a wink as she sets her tray aside onto an empty table before hugging Y/n. "Hello, sweetie." She said while messing with Y/n's fedora making her laugh.

Eddie: "What are you doing here?" He asked confused while Betty and Y/n looked at him, one with honesty and the other in ignorance.

Betty Boop: "Work's been kinda slow since cartoons went to colour, but Y/n's been helping me out. But I still got it Eddie. Boo boo bedoo. Boop!" She said doing her signature dance and catchphrase.

Eddie: "Yeah, you still got it." He said smiling while there is a growing commotion behind Eddie & Y/n Valiant. He turns to indicate Acme who is gesticulating towards the stage.

Eddie: "What's with him?" He asked while Y/n smirked unknowingly

Betty Boop: "Mr. Acme never misses a night when Jessica performs." She said honestly before looking over at Y/n. "Just like Y/n here never misses a night when Jasper Rabbit perform and Jasper never misses when she performs." She said making Y/n blush appear on her face.

Y/n: "Betts!...." She sighed softly as Betty smiles and whispered that Jasper was preforming after his mom. "Geez Louise..."

Eddie: "Got a thing for rabbits, huh?" He joked as Y/n rolled her eyes at his joke attempt while the room goes suddenly quiet and the silence is broken when a huskily voiced woman begins to sing.

Y/n: "Mrs. Rabbit & Jasper ain't no Rabbits, old man." She said seriously as Jessica appears from behind the curtains the men go wild.

Jessica: 'You had plenty money in 1922. You let all the women make a fool of you, Why don't you do right, like some other men do? Get out of here, get me some money too."

Eddie: Is unable to take his eyes away from Jessica. "She's married to Roger Rabbit?" He asked with a slacked jaw.

Betty Boop: "Yeah. What a lucky goirl." She said while placing Eddie's jaw back up while Y/n smacked his shoulder.

Y/n: "Seriously, old man." She whispered while watching Jessica performs and laughing slightly at Mr. Acme and her father's reactions.

The lights softly dimmed throughout the club once more as smooth jazz music of the same tune from Jessa began playing behind the crushed blue velvet curtains. Like what happened with the men in the club, women swarmed the stage before a famaliar deep, smooth yet husky voice sang out softly in the air while Y/n leaned onto the table looking towards the curtains just as deep purple silk gloves separated the curtains to reveal to every woman. The singer was the famous Toon man & Y/n's boyfriend of three years: Jasper Rabbit.

I got plenty money, 1922
You let other rich men make a fool of you

Why don't you do right?
Like some other gals do
Let's get out of here, I got some money for you

Eddie: Looks over at Betty seriously while whispering. "That toon playboy is dating my daughter?" He questioned as a few women fainted at the sight of Jasper Rabbit especially his outfit which was similar to his mother's own outfit.

A red sequin tux suit, a light plum purple silk vest, a crisp white dress shirt unbuttoned down enough to create a deep v-line that displayed his chiseled chest to the club and a loose purple silk bowtie hanging around the inside of his shirts collar. Jasper slowly knelt down onto one knee in front of a slack jawed woman as he held out towards her a dollar bill. The woman leaned forward grabbing the dollar with her teeth as the toon man stood up and began walking down the stage as it light up once more under his ruby red leather shoes.

Betty: "Yup, she's a lucky gal." She said while smiling towards Y/n whom was watching Jasper as she lightly sipped on her dry martini.

You're sittin' down wonderin' what it's all about
You ain't got no money they will put you out

Why don't you do right?
Like some other gals do
Let's get outta of here, I got some money for you

As Y/n watched Jasper put himself on display and giving two other women dollars with a few teasing gestures here and there while he singed. Eddie looked at his daughter in disbelief before glaring at Jasper.

Now, if you had prepared twenty years ago
You wouldn't be wanderin' now from door to door

Why don't you do right?
Like some other gals do
Let's get outta here, I got some money for you

Jasper smirked teasingly as he slowly took off his suit jacket to sling over his shoulder before flipping his long red hair back for his smoldering blue eyes to look directly at Y/n. He slowly started to walk towards her to jump off of the stage then stood behind his girlfriend only to slowly rub her shoulders while singing directly into her ear making her shiver against his hands. Y/n looked over at Jasper as their lips slowly grazed each other's til Jasper stood aside and sat down on the opposite chair of her table, placing his coat onto the seats back.

I fell for your jiving and I took you in
Now all you've got to offer me is a drink of gin~

Why don't you do right?
Like some other gal do
Let's get outta here, I got some money for you~

Jasper looked directly at Y/n seeing her cheeks bloom in a blush slowly making him slowly bite onto his lower lip to tease his gal while slicking his bangs back to look at Y/n with deep and dark blue eyes. Y/n hums as she took hold of Jasper's tie and pulled him towards her thus making him lean against the table. Jasper breathlessly groaned at his gal's boldness which made Y/n smile up at him before she slowly let go of Jasper's bowtie and winked at him.

As the song began winding down, Jasper and Y/n didn't look away from each other til Jasper growled deeply towards Y/n as he stood up and walked towards the stage, but not before he blew a kiss towards Y/n which landed on her cheek while finishing up the song.

Why don't you do right?.... Like some other gals dooooo~

As the club darkened once again, Eddie didn't notice until the lights came back on that one Marvin had left and second so had his daughter but he saw her go backstage. Eddie followed after his daughter quitely to see Mr. Acme go into Jessica's dressing room then saw Y/n walk into Jasper's own dressing room. Although Eddie wanted to stop his daughter from seeing the toon pretty boy, he came here to do a job before walking towards Jessica's door to peer into the keyhole to listen in on Marvin & Jessica.

Marvin: "You sure murdered 'em again tonight, baby. I really mean it. My darling, you were superb. You absolutely, truly and honestly fashmolyed that audience. You killed them. You slayed them. You belted them into little pieces..." He complimented Jessica while Eddie listened not noticing a large shadow casts itself over the older Valiant's back and a large hand taps him roughly on the shoulder. Eddie turned around and looked up to see Bongo the Gorilla glaring down at him.

Bongo: "What do think you're doing, chump?" He questioned seriously now annoyed at the guy as he remembered what Y/n had whispered to him but was being cautious since the man is Y/n's father and the young woman helped him out a few years back when someone tried to blackmail him.

Eddie: "Who you calling a chump, chimp?" He said sarcastically only for Bongo to grab onto his front jacket lapel angrily and stormed towards the back entrance. Bongo then throws Eddie out of the door over by the dump while Eddie screamed out. "Aaaarrrggghh!" He landed onto the full trash cans and shredded things. "Oof!"

Bongo: "And don't let me catch your peeping face around here again, I don't care that your Ms. Valiant's father! Got it!" He shouted out angrily before slamming the door shut behind him.

Eddie: "Ooga booga!" He shouted back mockingly as he dust himself off and is about to leave when he hears Jessica and Marvin talking through one of the nearby windows. He pulls up a box and peers through a gap in the curtains.

((This is the playful patty cake game not the other one! That's for Jasper not Jessica, she's faithful to Roger.))

Marvin: "Come my dear, Jessica. I'm over here. I've got everything you need, right here, on the bed."

Jessica: "Oh, not tonight Marvin. I have a headache."

Marvin: "But Jessica! You promised."

Jessica: "Oh... alright. But this time take off that hand buzzer."

Marvin: "Patty cake! Patty cake! Patty cake, patty cake..."

Jessica: "Oh!"

Marvin: "Patty cake, patty cake..."

Jessica: "Marvin! Oh!"

Marvin: "Patty cake! Patty cake! Patty cake! Patty cake!"

Jessica: "Oh Marvin!"

Eddie: "You've gotta be kidding me!"

Marvin: "Patty cake! Patty cake!"

Eddie couldn't believe what he had seen and taken pictures of when he heard a famaliar laugh from the next two windows over. Eddie picked up the box to move over towards the other window then looked inside and curtains thankfully blocked anyone from seeing him.

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The redheaded toon man, Jasper had his rabbit features out as he held Y/n on his lap whom was wearing her power suit as her trench coat was tossed over his dressing room lounges back. His hands rub against her sides while tickling his gal.

Jasper: "Naughty little bunny of mine, pulling that little play~" He said seriously as Y/n laughed a bit before his hands gripped tightly onto her hips.

Y/n: "Mmm~ Not my fault that my rabbit stud was tossing teasing gestures around tonight." She said before running her fingers through Jasper’s hair slowly even messing with his rabbit ears which made Jasper growl deeply. "Especially when he's got me~..." She said while the two young lovers didn't notice a few flashes at all.

Jasper: A couple deep groans slip from his mouth when Y/n pulled onto his rabbit ears. "It's just part of my job, Y/n." He said as he begins placing kisses onto her open neck slowly. "You know my only baby bunny that owns my heart~" He said in her ear.

Y/n: "Ah~ Jazz~" She moaned softly as Jasper began loving on her neck while his fingers easily unbuttoned her top of the power blouse to place pink hickeys onto her collarbone. "Easy there, Rabbit Daddy." She said while Jasper licked his lips.

Jasper: "I can hardly wait to get home and play patty cake with you, my little baby bunny~" He teased while his ears shifted into a heart and his tail wiggled behind him.

Back at R.K. Maroon Studios

Roger: "Patty cake! Patty cake! Ahah! I don't believe it!" He shouted out as he begins crying loudly while headbutting desk. "Patty cake! Patty cake! Is that true?"

Maroon: "Take comfort, son. You're not the first man whose wife played patty cake on him." He said as he hands him a handkerchief which Roger blows into with gusto. He hands it back dripping with water and Maroon hands it to Eddie Valiant.

Roger: "I just don't believe it. I won't believe it. I can't believe it. I shan't believe it!" He shouted out in disbelief while crying.

Eddie: Dropping the hanky into the bin with a splash. "Believe it kid. I took the pictures myself. She played patty cake." He said seriously while handing Roger the pictures before looking at Maroon and Roger. "Did you two know my daughter is with your son, Roger?" He questioned seriously as he showed him those photos as well.

Roger: Flicking through the pictures faster and faster so it looks like they are moving. "No... not my Jessica! Not patty cake. This is impossible. I don't believe it. It can't be. It just can't be. Jessica's my wife! It's absolutely impossible!" He throws pictures into the air. "Jessica's the light of my life, the apple of my eye, the cream in my coffee." He cried while looking through the clean photos of Jasper & Y/n that Eddie took. "Yes, she's a sweetheart to all of us toons." He said sniffling.

Eddie: "You better start drinking it black, 'cause Acme's taking the cream now." He said looking over at the Acme Factory

Maroon: "Hard to believe. Marvin Acme's been my friend and neighbor for 30 years. Who would have thought he was a sugar daddy?" He said looking at the Acme Factory before closing the blinds. "Your the father whom has not talked to their own daughter in five years, Mr. Valiant." He said seriously

Roger: "Somebody must have made them do it." He said while sobbing against the desk.

Maroon: Handing Roger a glass. "Now, drink this son. It'll make you feel better." He said as Roger took it the glass and he poured a drink.

Roger: He drinks the scotch in one gulp and tossed the glass behind him onto the floor. "Ahh... Eech! Gaahh! Brblbllllllll..." He turns a variety of different colours and his eyes bulge. He suddenly shoots into the air and emits a whistling sound so high pitched that it breaks all the glasses in the room including the one held by Valiant and the glass awards on the shelves, broken lamp and the bottle of beer. As the whistling dies down Roger collapses back into the seat and mutters... "Thanks, I needed that." He said before falling face down on the table.

Eddie: Shaking the liquor of his hands. "Son of a bitch. Look, Mr. Maroon, I think my work here is finished. How about that carrot you owe me, huh?" He asked while walking towards Roger and Maroon.

Maroon: "A deal's a deal." He said as He hands Eddie the check.

Eddie: "Great... Thanks." He said as he put the check away into his coat pocket.

Maroon: "Roger. I know all this seems pretty painful now. But you'll find someone new. Won't he, Mr. Valiant?" He asked as Eddie smiled a bitm

Eddie: "Yeah, sure. A good looking guy like that." He said while he chuckles. "The dames'll be breaking his door down." He said

Roger: Suddenly coming to life again in a rage. "Dames?! What dames?" He shouted out as he grabs Eddie by the collar and shouts at him forcing Valiant back onto the desk. He broke and smashed the windows. "Jessica's the only one to me! You'll see. We'll rise above this pickling peccadillo! We're going to be happy again. You got that? Happy! Capital H-A-P-P-I!" He vowed before crashing through the window leaving a rabbit shaped hole in the glass and the blinds.

Eddie: "Well, at least he took it well..." He said as Eddie and Maroon stare dumbfounded out of the window the blinds crash down.

Roger is across the road at the Acme factory looking at his photos. One is of him and Jessica on their wedding day, Another is of the two of them on their honeymoon on a beach, another with Roger and Jessica holding their son Jasper as an infant in a carrot looking onesie with his son's floppy red rabbit ears against his red hair. The last is of the two of them hugging each other in a bar with Jasper holding Y/n close and her smiling.

Roger: "Oh Jessica... P-p-pllllease tell me it's not true." He said sobbing and looked up at the sky. "P-p-p-p-pllllease!" He begged as he continues crying.

After the returning to his office looking it over as he sat down at his desk looking over the patty cake pictures of Marvin Acme and Jessica Rabbit til he found the pictures of the vacation to Catalina with Dolores making him smile and laugh a bit until he stop. He smile shifted to a sad frown at pictures of him, his brother Theodore and his daughter Y/n having fun, he looked over at Theodore's untouched and dusty desk to photos of them going into business, Y/n graduation of the LA police academy with her, uncle and dad wearing red clown noses smiling. One photo showed of a young kid Y/n laughing at her grandpa's clowning act while she juggled a bit. To a photo of Y/n, Eddie and Theodore together when Y/n turned twenty 'New Toon detective with her partners in crime.' Y/n's desk was empty and barren except a letter stating. 'I'm going to be a toon detective and you can't stop me! Don't talk to me if we see another, goodbye. Y/n Valiant'. Eddie seems close to tears. He gets drunk. On the other side of the desk is a chair covered in dust. In front of this on the desk is a sign reading Theodore J. Valiant. Covering the desk are numerous newspaper clippings of toon cases they solved alongside Y/n's bare desk.

⬆️Jasper Rabbit in Twisted Wonderland from the Pomefiore Dormitory!⬆️

((HAPPY EARLY EASTER, EVERYBODY!!!!))