As all of you know, II posted a 'two lies and three truths' game the last time I updated, and here are the answers:

*I am nineteen years old- LIE. Because, let's face it... I'm 108, ok? 

*I have younger siblings- TRUTH. Yes. I do, in fact, have two younger siblings who have become increasingly more annoying as they have become older. But not to worry, I still love 'em to death. 

*I have never eaten turkey before- TRUTH. Why? I don't know, I guess it just never happened. 

*The laptop I am currently staring at is broken- TRUTH. This thing is very broken. I might have... err... thrown it at something before... *cough* 

*I have read 'The Bad Boy Stole My Bra' before- LIE. I never did, and I really don't think I want to. 

I'm honestly not sure what I'm ranting about anymore, it's just all over the place and totally random. 

VIRGIN ZOMBIES. ZOMBIE VIRGINS. Need I say anymore?

We already had zombies and we already had virgins and those two were hard enough to deal with on their own. BUT NOW... people are introducing the two. *shudders* 

When the author uses: "OMG!OMG!OMG!HE RIPPED HIS SHIRT OFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" to show an exclamation. 

I'm sorry to say this, but just using a "!" makes your point, you don't have to use capitals. 

When they switch Point of views like characters in Wattpad books switch between men. >.< 

For example: 

DJ PoV

"yea."

MC PoV

"sure"

DJ PoV

"k"

And sometimes I don't even know when the author changed the PoVs or whatever. 

For example:

I said walking in a straight line was like being in Taylor Swift's music videos. It just wasn't going to happen. I heard Jason say that "walking in a straight line was like..." blah blah blah and clogged my ears. I gasped at Melody and saw her cover her ears.

VAMPIRE MAIL ORDER BRIDES...

Whoa. Mail order brides were women who listed themselves in catalogs and such to be chosen by a man for marriage. I shouldn't say 'were', because it still exists today. Of course, I suppose having a vampire mail order bride is cool and all, but the actual story had no mention of the bride's vampire-ness... or her husband's, for that matter. 

When the author has character profiles for every character before the story even starts. 

Now I'm just scared. 'Cause I'm wondering if you needed a character profile because you didn't characterize your characters enough or if you just wanted to... 

And they aren't just:

Macy Color: Former actress, lives on 42nd Westhaven street. 

They're like full out:

Name: Macy

Last Name: Color

Height: 5'3

Age: 36

Birth date: March 27, 1977

Occupation: Former actress, now a detective

Personality: materialistic, wise, stubborn. Macy is also a klutz.

History...

And on it goes... on and on and on...

Also, another thing I hate, when people put three character traits that seem like they belong together... together. 

Like: Snobby, diva, popular

Why? Why can't a popular person be quiet and wise or something? Or a quiet person be totally snobby and conceited? Or hopeless and independent? Granted, the character traits don't always fit, but that's how humans are. For example, someone I knew was quiet but a total diva once you got to actually know her. 

When authors post a bunch of chapters all at once and never update for a couple of weeks. 

Here, do what others do and keep uploading a chapter once a week instead of uploading all of it at once. 

-Their, They're, and There.

-Our and Are.

-You're and your. <- This one irritates me the most.

THERE ARE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THESE WORDS, OKAY?

I understand if you're not native to English or you have only a few misspellings or something but when you have like 40050580580585 mistakes in one chapter...

No. It doesn't work that way. 

Their is used in title or to show that something belongs to someone (That is their cat). They're is a contraction made of 'They' and 'Are' (They're walking down the street), and there is a in, at, or to that position (There they are).

Our is something used to show that something belongs to the speaker. Are is a plural and second person singular of be. 

You're is a contraction of you are. (You're jumping in a puddle). Your is a word that indicates belonging (That is your cat).

THERE. THOSE ARE MY HORRIBLE 30 SECOND DEFINITIONS OF WORDS THAT ARE OBVIOUSLY DIFFERENT. 

Because half the time I see, "your jumping in a puddle!" "Our your dreams coming true?" 

I feel like I need to bring up teacher x student again. 

Why? Because they're just so annoying and so unrealistic. 

The youngest teacher i ever had was 23 but then again, she was my first grade teacher AND DIDN'T TEACH SENIORS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 

I hate it when people do that, make the teacher like 20 just so they can say it's okay. Well, it's not. BECAUSE ITS A FREAKING TEACHER x STUDENT. 

I don't care if you write those things, but the fantasies are so messed up that young people these days are going to read them and think it's all true. Especially if some naive little kid reads something like that. Books can make huge impressions on children. And before anyone says a thing, I'm just going to point out the millions of little girls believing that their prince charming will ride up on a horse and they'll live happily ever after with him. 

Just sayin'

People these days get so drunk on the idea of love. That love will have special healing powers and save them from whatever is going on in their lives.

*takes needle*

*pops dream*

And I'm not trying to be mean, because as I have said countless times, love can most certainly be like that, it just depends on the person and other things. BUT, with writers on Wattpad using romance as a cure for everything from cuts and anxiety to cancer... yeah... and like I said, things like books and movies can make such huge impressions on children and you definitely don't want them to think love will cure cancer.

However, at the same time, you definitely don't want everyone to think love is hurt. 

'CAUSE PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY BEEN STUPID- JUST LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED AFTER 50 SHADES OF GREY. DO I REALLY NEED TO TELL YOU HOW MANY WERE ARRESTED FOR CHAINING UP THEIR GIRLFRIENDS AND WHIPPING THEM? 

EXACTLY MY POINT.

I hate it I hate it I hate it.

WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS:

*sobs*

"He said... he said... we should take a break and now I hate myself and I should just kill myself."

*plunges knife into arms*

Thirty seconds later:

*doorbell rings*

"Hello? Macy?"

*sees her on the floor with blood pooling around her face*

*a golden halo appears around her head*

*a spotlight appears from nowhere and there are tears coming from Jared's eyes*

"Aww... Macy... you were..."

*Macy gets up and brushes herself off*

"Fooled ya! It was ketchup!"

*Jared tries to throttle Macy*

*Macy kicks him in the balls and runs*

Point is... I hate when it's like the end of her life when her boyfriend [of two days] says they should take a break. 

XANDER. XAVIER. XODUS.

OH MY FLYING PIGS.

NO

JUST

STOP

IT

WITH

THE 

'EXOTIC'

"X"

NAMES. 

SO THERE YA HAVE IT.

VIRGIN ZOMBIES AND VAMPIRE MAIL ORDER BRIDES. :D