Y/N: Ah, finally! The future..it's so beautiful and vast! What do you say Meggy?..

Meanwhile Meggy was struggling with a car, seeing it was glitching out of the bridge.

Meggy: Cmon- Y/N! I'm stuck!

She began to tweak out as the car flipped out of control and out into the streets.

Y/N:..Shit.

You run off to find the car with Meggy inside, she was alright, thankfully. But she was nauseous from spinning uncontrollably.

Meggy: I don't feel very good..

She then leans over and hurls.

Y/N: Yep..just let it out..there you go..

Meggy: Ugh! That was terrible!

Y/N: Yeah..cars are a little quirky..

Meggy: Thanks for the tip cutie..

She said pouting, before getting out of the car and puts her head in your chest, you chuckle and patted her head.

Y/N: So moody..

Meggy: Don't tempt me..

Y/N: Alright, chill!

You say, rubbing her head some more, making her smile more.

Meggy: You know..I wonder where Red is..

Y/N:..I don't know..

———

Mario was busy trying to find spaghetti.

Mario: NO SPAGHETTI?! DIS IS BULLSHIT!

He kicks a car into a building, making it all glitch out.

Vincent: Nice going dipshit.

Mario: Fuck-a you asshole!

———

Y/N: Man..I sure do love these graphics, super realistic!

You look at your high resolution hands, mesmerized by the texture, then you look up to see Valerie approaching with a concerned look.

Y/N: What's wrong?

Valerie: Erm..I hate to break it to you..buuuuut...

Then you all turned into PS2 graphics.

Y/N: DAMN IT!

Meggy carefully pokes a car, making herself glitch out of control once again.

Meggy: AAAAAAH-

———

Penguinz0: So is this game worth it? Well-

He stops to see you and Meggy fighting a somehow sentient car, Charlie then turns back to the camera with a calm expression.

Penguinz0: Does that answer your question?..

(It does Critical, it does..)