Ask 1
Vamps: Guys! We have our first ask! Actually we have a few more but I'll make another chapter for those.
Mailey: That is a logical conclusion. One ask/comment per chapter.
Bailey: It is a good thing we came up with it.
*Logic Twins high five bc they're dorks*
Vamps: Haha. Yeah. Anyway! The ask!
@Anxious_Storm_Cloud : Can I hug all of you please?¿qwq
Coral: Oh, of course hun! C'mere! *Hugs*
Mailey: I don't see the point in giving a hug. It does not grant you more information about us or about Vamps.
Bailey: While I see your point about the lack of information it gives, this is not an ask book exclusively. It is a book for Vampy's readers to interact with us. A hug would be interacting.
Mailey: Yes, but we are not literally giving them a hug. This is digital. Even if Vamp's were there with the person, we are not physical beings.
Bailey: Vamp's could dress as us and they could implore Ash to act as us.
Mailey: I see your point. But we are getting away from the topic at hand. I do not see the point in hugging.
Bailey: Well this would make the reader happy. I suppose this would be ideal for Coral and Vampy?
Mailey: Ah, yes that makes sense. I suppose we shall "hug" you reader.
*Logic Twins go in for a hug. It's kinda stiff*
Deps: That was awkward and took way too long. The readers won't want to read this long of a conversation from one aspect of your personality.
Selky: I'm sure they will be fine with reading it! They are reading this to get to know us better!
Venus: Why wouldn't they want to read about ~us~?
Deps: Because they want us to answer asks not read us bicker.
Spencer: Yeah. They're probably getting really tired of reading us talk. Oh no. They'll click off and then everyone will unfollow and then-
Selky: Hey! Hey! It's okay, Spence. Ash! Can you come over here and help Spencer? They're starting to panic slightly!
Ash: Oh! Yeah! Come here, Spence. It'll be okay. Wanna sing?
Spencer: Mhm.
Ash: Okay.
*They start singing This is Home by Cavetown because that is such a calming song guys*
Selky: Hey, Ash? It's your turn. Want Spencer to join with you? We can have @Anxious_Storm_Cloud come over here and hug both of you?
*Ash nods. Reader comes over and hugs the two of them.*
Venus: Well I know you'll want to hug me! I give the best hugs!
Deps: Don't lie. We all know Coral gives the best hugs.
Coral, from the hug pile thing: Awe! Thanks!
Venus: Well I give the second best!
Deps: Sure you do.
Venus: Hmph! Well you can't talk! You don't even hug! At all! *Joins hug*
Deps: Ugh. Well I guess I have to now. Ughhhhhhh.
Venus: Stop whining and join the hug! For once! Just don't touch me. I need to make sure my hair is on point-- as if it's ever not on point-- and I know you'll ruin it somehow!
Deps: Wow. I feel so loved. Fine. *Hesitantly joins hug pile. As far away from Venus as possible.*
Selky: Well of course I'll join! *Tries to hug everyone at once and fails but keeps trying anyway*
Tristan: I don't think they'd want me over there. I'll make it sad. And depressing. Because, y'know, I'm depression.
Coral: Come over here, hun. You might feel better if you get some love.
Tristan: I... I guess. *Even more hesitant than Deps to join the hug, but they get there.*
I.T.: *walks in* Hey! How come no one invited me!
Selky: No! Nope! You are not joining!
Coral: Selky!
Selky: I'm sorry, Coral. But I'm not letting... them ruin this.
I.T.: Yeah, that's fair. I hurt you guys enough. Oh! By the way! Remember that kid that was being tortured in the music video for L.A. Devotee?
Everyone but I.T.: GAH!
*Spencer starts shaking, on the verge of tears*
Ash: Shh. Sh, it's okay. It's all gonna be okay.
*Spencer starts calming down*
I.T.: HahahahHAHHAH! *Walks out*
Vamps: Gods, I hate them.
Bailey: That is understandable.
Selky: Hey, Vamps! You join in!
Vamps: Oh! Okay then. *Joins in the hug.*
Vamps, from the hug: Thank you! And keep sending in comments! I have a list and I'll make sure to get to all of them eventually!
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