it's been about 2 and a half weeks since makki had first messaged mattsun, they've actually managed to become pretty good friends in that amount of time.

"hey maaaakkki, when are we going to get to meet that friend of yours?!~" oikawa chirped

"we haven't even been talking for that long, can't you be patient?"

"makki don't be stupid, it's oikawa we're talking about here and you think that's he's capable of being patient?" iwaizumi said slightly annoyed

"iwa-chaaaan, you're so mean! anyways makki, you guys have been talking for almost a month and you still haven't let your best friends in the entiiire world meet your new boyfriend!" oikawa whined

"it's a shame really, you should definitely let us meet your boyfriend makki" iwaizumi said emphasizing the word 'boyfriend' with a smirk on his face

"he's not my boyfriend first of all, and second of all why would i let him meet you guys of all people...especially you oikawa."

"mAkki why are you being so mean! i should stop letting you hang out with iwa-chan" oikawa pouted

"aww, is oikawa mad i'm hanging out with his boyfriend so often?~" makki said teasingly

"we AREN'T dating and you know that." iwaizumi muttered

"ah, well i should probably head home because i DON'T want to get yelled at for being late to dinner." makki said to his two friends sitting on the other side of the small café table.

"but makkkkiii, it's so early on a saturday why do you have to leave so early!" oikawa said disappointed

"he literally just said why, do you ever listen to anything shittykawa?" iwaizumi said

"of course i do iwa-chan!" argued back

"well i'll see you guys later i guess" makki said getting ready to leave the small café the group usually met at

"bye makki!" oikawa said from his seat as maki walked out of the door

when makki got home he showered, ate, and then went up to his room to rest and maybe watch a bit of TV. when he finally got bored from flipping through the channels of the TV he decided to open up his phone

after scrolling through instagram and checking snapchat a few times(and thinking about the horrible new logo it has) he just decided he'd message mattsun again.

[ herpes_free_since_02 ]

laugh_till_u_pee
mattsun
mattsun
maaaaaatttsuuuun
mattsun
you there?
helllloooooo?
you should like answer me????

herpes_free_since_02
wow so desperate to speak to me
oh how attached you've become my sweet makki
so what's up? seems important enough

laugh_till_u_pee
yeah it's very important
because i'm extRemely bored

herpes_free_since_02
oh man that's urgent
but like get unbored??

laugh_till_u_pee
that's definitely not how it works
are you making fun of me😡😡

herpes_free_since_02
oh my of course not

laugh_till_u_pee
better not be 😤

herpes_free_since_02
i could never make fun of my beloved
that would be cruel of me 😔

laugh_till_u_pee
i think your sweet taking is making soft because i'm ACTUALLY thinking about forgiving you😳

herpes_free_since_02
btw i haven't forgotten about that picture you said you'd send me 😤

laugh_till_u_pee
i said that i MIGHT smh
don't get ur hopes up though i'm very much ugly

herpes_free_since_02
ha i bet ur lying because you're like sUper hot and u don't want me to feel bad about myself

laugh_till_u_pee
no no no if i was hot i'd be flexing on EVERYONE
trust me

herpes_free_since_02
hmm
idk makki
i bet ur like super tall and buff

laugh_till_u_pee
actually i'm pretty sure ur taller than me fam
it's kinda annoying smh

herpes_free_since_02
then i take it back
ur probably short and weak✋😎
haha hahahha loser

laugh_till_u_pee
don't roast me😡
at least my eyebrows don't look like those weird caterpillar things

herpes_free_since_02
that was a low blow makki....
my eyebrows did nothing to you✊😔

laugh_till_u_pee
i'm not even short i'm like 6ft smh 😣

herpes_free_since_02
ha ur short
i'm 6'2💪😎

laugh_till_u_pee
that's literally only 2 inches

herpes_free_since_02
yeah and that's 2 inches taller than you
loser

laugh_till_u_pee
don't call me a loser bc im not the loser you are😤

herpes_free_since_02
says the short person
ur like a little kid

laugh_till_u_pee
YOUR ONLY TEO INXHED TALLET THAN ME YOU BITCH

herpes_free_since_02
you even spell like a little kid pfft

laugh_till_u_pee
says you🙄

herpes_free_since_02
that's fair i guess
but i bet you look like this

laugh_till_u_pee
i- why would you even say that

never disrespect jah again

herpes_free_since_02
but????its???true???
and that's on jah man

laugh_till_u_pee
i can't believe you mattsun smh
making fun of jah like that

herpes_free_since_02
would you rather it be 6ix9ine
because like that could happen

laugh_till_u_pee
and shut up about my height mattsun
i'm not short😡

herpes_free_since_02
yeah yeah whatever
anyways...can u please send a pic 🥺

laugh_till_u_pee
but like
why

herpes_free_since_02
because i want to see what my wonderful makki looks like of course!!!!

laugh_till_u_pee
fine but if you make fun of me i'll shave ur eyebrows

herpes_free_since_02
gASP
makki you wouldn't!
my eyebrows are my pride and joy 😟

laugh_till_u_pee
damn
i hope ur joking
because ur eyebrows need trimming 😉

herpes_free_since_02
i can't believe this smh
my eyebrows are great

laugh_till_u_pee
suuure whatever
anyways i'll send you a pic just hold on smh

herpes_free_since_02
omg i'm excited

laugh_till_u_pee

this is the only picture i have of myself that i don't look dumb in???
so like yeah

herpes_free_since_02
HOLT AHIT MAKKI YOURE CUTE

laugh_till_u_pee
what

herpes_free_since_02
what

laugh_till_u_pee
oh

herpes_free_since_02
uh

laugh_till_u_pee
thanks???

herpes_free_since_02
ur welcome???

laugh_till_u_pee
ur still hotter tho😔

herpes_free_since_02
idkkk makki
ur pretty hot ur self 😳

laugh_till_u_pee
woah there mattsun i'm blushing again✋😳

herpes_free_since_02
like i said before i ammm pretty good looking so i see why 😎

laugh_till_u_pee
i mean
u aren't wronnng

herpes_free_since_02
oh? so ur agreeing this time huh
good decision

laugh_till_u_pee
whatever mattsun maybe i am

herpes_free_since_02
love you makkkkkiiiii😉💕

laugh_till_u_pee
....
love you too 😤💜
no homo

herpes_free_since_02
full homo 😉

ok so like i still don't know what i'm doing???? i can't tell if this is the worst or best chapter i've written but it's definitely the longest so😳
and this is based off an actual conversation i've had with one of my friends smh.

is anyone even reading this? and if so is it even good lmao, are you enjoying it even  a tiny bit because i am NOT confident in this story. this is just an experiment to see if this is something i like doing✊😔

{and @/rqnpos i luv u 🥺💜}