My name is Aquarius wonderes star beauty lovelyness water turtle pecan applesauce!!!
First mistake: Making an overly complicated name, always associated with water! It doesn't have to be that long! Instead try a name unique but simple, per example :Jillian or Ericah!
Continuing on: as i was saiing my name is aquarius applesauce butt people call me Aqua for shorrt,?!
Second mistake: GRAMMAR PLEASE, ALSO PUNCTUATION!!!
Continued: today i woke up in my bedroom (duh ) and then I ate breakfast.
Mistake: boooooring, make it more exhilarating, aka: Today, October. 27, I woke up in a rush! I ran downstairs to eat my breakfast of toast and eggs with orange juice! Yummy!
Actual story time now: I woke up in my manshon with my beautyful auburn hair beauty sparkly shiny hair hair hair beauty hair!

Suddenley my abusiv step something appeared so I went to the mall to shop for Gucci shoes from the mall!!
Also I am a demigod of the Greek gods, I am a child of Neptune!!!! :)
Of course he fell in love with my moom she is like relly prety like almost as prety as moi!!!
Any ways wen I wahs at the mall I ran into my Best frend!!!  Fire star Lilly unicorn love toucan was her name, and OMG she was like totaly also a demigod!!!  Her mom is artemis! Becuse artemis has A LOTS of kids here, and me and Mai bffffff were blessed by all of the Roman Greek and Egyptian gods!! Omg! We were like soooo unpopular! Everybody hated us!!
We were so ugly also omgggggg!

That PAINED ME to write, I honestly cannot believe I had to force myself to write this crap!!!
More badness coming soon!!!