
UnderTAIL
A special reaction for the big 500 we hit awhile ago....and for now hitting 69 votes.... *LENNY*
Random Turtle: *Types in "Undertail" on the laptop and hits "enter"* *taps Flowey* *disappears*
Flowey: HEY! WHO POKED M- *sees laptop*....WHAT THE--HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
Frisk: *walks in* Flowey? What are you laughing at?
Flowey: FRISK! LOOK AT THIS! HAHAHAHHA
Frisk: *looks at the screen* *turns pale*
Flowey: What? You don't think it's funny?
Frisk: *takes in deep breath*.....*screams bloody-murder* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Sans: *on the couch* *wakes up from the screaming* ....kid? what are you yelling about? *yawns*
Frisk: *stares at him blankly*....
Sans:....what?
Frisk: *high-pitched squeaks*
Sans:????
Chara: *walks in* Mamma told me to see why you were screamin'. So what the hell happened?
Flowey: Come see for yourself!
Chara: *rolls eyes* Sure, whatever. *walks over* *sees screen*... *snaps head at the confused Sans* ....THE HELL?!
Sans: what!?
Chara: *looks back at screen* *looks at Sans* *looks at screen* *looks at Sans* .... WHAT!?
Sans: what is happening?!
Chara: I don't really think you want to know, comedian.
Sans: *raises brow*
Flowey: NO! LET HIM SEE! COME ON, TRASHBAG, GET OVER HERE!.... WAIT! ACTUALLY GET YOUR BROTHER TOO!
Frisk: NO!!!!!
Flowey: YES!
Chara: Comedian, run while you still have time.
Flowey: NO DON'T LEAVE, YOU NEED TO SEE THIS!
Sans: I'm getting mixed signals here.
Frisk: Sans, ru--!
Flowey: OH, PAPYRUSSSSS!!!!
Frisk: *tackles Flower pot* NO!
Papyrus: *slides down the stairs* I HEARD MY GREAT NAME! NYEH!
Frisk: (This is it, I'm going to cry myself to sleep.)
Papyrus: WHAT DO YOU GUYS NEED?
Chara: Noth-
Flowey: LOOK AT THE COMPUTER!
Sans: (i'm so lost.)
Frisk: NO, DON'T LOOK!
Sans: okay, that's it! i'm looking now!
Chara: Comedian, don't. *blocks screen*
Sans: too bad, i'm curious now.
Chara: I'm not moving for the sake of your sanity.
Sans: come'on kid, i'm sure you're all just over reacting. what? is it me and frisk kissing or something again?
Chara: Worse.
Sans: me an' pollen brains?
Chara: Worse.
Sans:....me an' paps?
Chara: ehhhh, closer to that level.
Sans:....will you just let me see.
Chara: Nope.
Papyrus: I WANT TO SEE TOO!
Frisk: NOOOOOO! *let's go of Flowey and grabs Papyrus' leg for dear life*
Flowey: YOU IDIOT! *wraps vine around Chara and pulls them away from the computer*
Chara: WAAAH! *Falls face first into carpet*
Sans: *looks at screen*....
Chara:....Well....I tried.
Flowey: *evil grin*
Sans:.....
Frisk: *slides off Papyrus' leg hopelessly*
Flowey: Wellllllll?
Sans:.....
Papyrus: I WANT T--
Sans: *marches towards Papyrus* *grabs his scarf* *marches him out of the room*
Papyrus: BROTHER, WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME AWAY?
Sans:....don't come out of the kitchen, got it?
Papyrus:....UH....SURE!
Sans: *walks back into room*
Frisk/Chara: *staring at him blankly*
Flowey: *evil smirk*
Sans: *turns to camera* ha....hahahahaHAHAHAHA.HA. DON'T YOU ALL THINK THIS IS JUST FUNNY! LET US GET THIS STRAIGHT. FRISK, CHARA, THE PRINCE, AND MY BROTHER ARE ALL UNDERAGE. TORIEL DOESN'T HAVE GODDAMN BREASTS, ASGORE DOESN'T HAVE A TWELVE FOOT LONG DONG, ALPHYS AND UNDYNE BOTH DON'T HAVE HALF THE THINGS YOU GIVE THEM, AND I PERSONALLY KNOW FOR A FACT THAT MAGIC DOESN'T GIVE ME OR ANYONE ANY PARTS TO HAVE SEX LIKE YOU HUMANS DO! AND NO, I WOULD NOT LIKE TO BE, BONDAGED OR ANY OF THAT STUFF! AND FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME, NEVER WOULD I EVER SCREW MY BROTHER!....jesus.
CameraMan:...I don't get paid enough...
Random Turtle: *pops in from ceiling* YOU DON'T GET PAID AT ALL! *disappears*
Cameraman: Oh.....oh yeah....
Frisk/Chara/Flowey: *staring at Sans*
Sans:....what?
Chara:....Damn. Didn't know you could yell.
Sans: uh, everyone can.
Toriel: *walks in* Who in the heavens was that?
Sans: who was what?
Toriel: Someone was just yelling, but I didn't recognize it.
Frisk: *Points to Sans*
Toriel:???
Sans: sorry, tori, that was me.
Toriel: Oh, excuse me for not realizing that.... But why were you yelling?
Sans: oh, no reason. *Casually tosses laptop out the window with magic*
Toriel: Did you just-
Sans: yup.
Toriel:.....You're paying for that, Mister!
Sans: yup. i'll just put it on my tab.
*Angry fire sounds intensifies*
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