Sans: wait, kid, i don't know what this means. who's reader?

Frisk: *looks at him with no emotion* People write stories of you screwing the reader of the story, and the reader reads it because they have a strange kink for skeletons.

Sans:.....what.

Frisk: they even give you things like tongues, tentacles, and a d--

Sans: i get it!

Frisk: Oh look, here they come. Bu-bye. *makes mad-dash out of room*

Sans: wait! don't leave me alone!

PervertedFan: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Sans: why...why me?

PervertedFan: SANNNNNNSSSSYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Sans: please, don't call me thaaAAAA

PervertedFan: *picks up Sans* You shall be mine forever, senpai.

Sans: buddy, i really do not appreciate being touched, much less held.

PervertedFan: I LOVE YOU.

Sans: i don't.

PervertedFan: TOO BAD *smooches his teeth*

Sans:!!!! *kicks*

PervertedFan: *drops him* OW!

Sans: i call foul play! no no no no noooo! *runs out of room*

PervertedFan: B-but, you didn't impregnate me yet!!!

Sans: *runs into frisk*

Frisk: Sans?!

Sans: i thought i was supposed to react to a ship, not do it!!!!

Frisk: What are you even talking about?

Sans: my lips have lost their virginity *looks off into distance*

Frisk:....Sans, you don't have any lips.

Sans:...oh yeah.

PervertedFan: Oh Sansyyyy~ You can't hide from me~

Sans:gotta go kid! *runs*

PervertedFan: NO GET BACK HERE, HAVE MY BABIES!!!

Frisk:...-_-*throws pokeball at PervertedFan*

* The pokeball destroyed itself and what was inside it *

PervertedFan's Rating:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Infinity/20HP

Sans' Rating:

my first kiss was forced... and for crying out loud, i don't even have a d***! -666/20HP