Frisk: *stares at ship confused*

Sans: what is it now kid?...uh... i don't know how that works.

Puns: OH MY GLOBBINS, WHY IF IT ISN'T SANS THE SKELETON.

Sans: how are you talking!? you're not a thing, i can't even see you.

Puns: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAGIC!

Sans:......sure.

Puns: HMPH, I SEE SOMEONE ISN'T IN A HUMERUS MOOD.

Sans: you know, this would make a lot more sense if, ya know, i could see the thing you're shipping me with.

Puns: YOU BONEHEAD, YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE TO BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE!

Sans:......what even are you?

Puns: I AM YOUR FUNNY BONE!

Sans: so basically, you're telling me to be in love with my elbow...

Papyrus: SANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS, ONE MORE PUN AND I WILL END YOU!

Sans: it's not me!!!

Papyrus: THEN WHY DO THEY SOUND LIKE YOU!?

Sans: i don't know!!!!

Frisk: *sigh* Brothers...

Puns' Rating:

I LOVE MY LIL' BONE BAG!!! 20/20HP

Sans' Rating:

is there a punchline that i'm not getting? 10/20HP