Sans: *reads the ship* uh... what?

Muffet: Fuhuhu~ Looks like I'm back again, dearies~ *giggles*

Sans: *blinks at her* um... why? why her? i don't even really know her...

Muffet: Fuhuhu~ Well, aren't you a little cutie. *pinches his cheekbone*

Sans: *pushes her hand away* yeah, i don't like the whole touchin' thing, pal.

Muffet: Hm, your lossss~

Sans: *feels like that was implying something*

Muffet: Anyways~ Aren't you friends with that scrumptious fire monster? *giggles*

Sans: *glares* i am, and i've heard enough 'bout you from him to get the picture that he ain't interested.

Muffet: *crosses arms...all of them* Hmph, well, doesn't that seem disappointing...oh well~ I'll win him one day~ *giggles*

Sans: *dismissive* sounds cool. nice dream you got there, bud.

Muffet: Oh, I shall make it a reality~

Sans' Rating:

grillby made her seem less creepy than she actually is. 0/20HP

Muffet's Rating:

He's cute... but I still have all my eyes on that delicious fire elemental, fuhuhu~ 10/20HP