Undyne: WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE!!!

Frisk: U-Undyne!! It's not your turn yet!

Undyne: I DON'T CARE! Why is this ship a thing!? She's my girlfriend!!!

Frisk: Don't ask me! But I need Alphys, let me get her!

Undyne: NO! THE LAST THING I NEED IS THAT BONEHEAD SAYING SOMETHING STUPID AND FORCING ME TO DESTROY HIM! NGAHHHH! *chucks spear at wall*

Frisk: Undyne! Please let me just get Alphys, Sans won't do anything, I'm positive.

Undyne: *grumble* Fine! But if he says one word that I don't like, this spear is going to be so far up his pelvis that-

Frisk: I don't need a visual...... ALPHYS YOU'RE UP!

Alphys: M-me? B-but, I'm with U-Undyne...

Frisk: The fandom doesn't care, come on.

Frisk and Alphys: *walk into room*

Sans: heya al-

Undyne: *walks in*

Sans:-phys. . .

Alphys: Hi S-sans!

Sans:.....*staring at Undyne*

Undyne: *glares at him* *drags finger across her neck*

Sans: uh.....soooooo, let's uh, get on with this.

Alphys: Y-yeah...you start.

Sans: (f***) so, um, me and al, are just old friends. we've never had any interest in each other, and i don't think-

Undyne: *glare*

Sans: i mean, i know we never will.

Alphys: Yeah, S-sans is very n-nice, but, I-I love Undyne... I-I know some people d-don't agree w-with me loving another g-girl, b-but I d-do and...

Sans: al, are you okay?

Alphys:Huh? O-oh yeah, I'm fine!

Sans:okay... uh, well, yeah, going back to what alphys said... yes, alphys is extremely sweet and caring, and has a really big heart, but i don't like her in that sense at all. yeah, i've known her for a longggg while, but we're just friends.

Alphys: Yeah! And n-no one can change how much I love MY fish! So if you don't like us because we like each other, then that's j-just too bad!

Undyne: *laughs*

Alphys: W-what!?

Undyne: You're cute when your mad.

Alphys: *red-faced*

Alphys' Rating:

N-no!  0/20HP

Sans' Rating:

yeah, no. 0/20HP

Undyne: Make that a negative Sans.... RIGHT. NOW.

 Sans' NEW Rating:

*sweats nervously* -20/20HP

Undyne:....Better.