Asher : *sitting like Monika from DDLC* I have a joke.

Mari: Okay?

Asher : So this girl try to roast me like, Girl where you get that nose ring,it's ugly, I be like, dumbass where you get dat face? That girl tries again like, You got your nose ring from Walmart for 99¢, I be like, You got dat face for 12¢ at Target.

Jackie: *snickering* I feel like I've heard that from musical.ly or some shite.

Asher: Wasn't done! She tries again like, Beotch, Your friends are dumbasses, and they get it from you. I say, Bitch your friends are dumbass pigs, and they get that from you.

Mari : Oh My - *begins laughing hard*

a/n I actually wanna know how funny that was. I thought it was the funniest thing on Earth when I first heard it.