I stood there for half an hour, thinking, what the hell should I do? You know what? I'm going to sneak into their suit cases and  find some clothes! I silently unlocked the bathroom door and opened it, popping my head out to look for the guy's.

Weird.

It's dead silent.

I walked out cautiously, the towel securely around me and I started to walk to the bunk's. I then spotted a note though and stopped. My eyes quickly scanned it and I sighed in releife.

Jane,

The boy's and I have gone out to get some food.

Liam

Simple, but effective. I skipped into the bunk room and grabbed a random suit case and opened it. I jumped back in shock, who the fudge would have rotting food in their bag?! I zipped it closed and then moved to another one, Harry's.

I opened it and found a shirt an his boxer's. I heard someone clear their throat and I screamed "I DIDN'T SO ANYTHING!" I looked to see Zayn "Ohhh.... hey ass hole" I smiled and waved at him. He narrowed his eyes at me "What are you doing?" "Breathing" I giggled.

"No, why are you in here?" "To get some clothes" I said slowly. He stared at me for a second before looking down and smirking "Oh, I see" "Turn around so I can get dressed I ordered him" he stepped forward "Dude, you must be retarded, other way" he shook his head and I started to freak out.

"Boo" he whispered in to my face "RAPIST!" I screamed and tried to push him back "You know, that's Harry's favorite shirt, I don't think he'd want you to ruin it" he took away Harry's shirt from my hand "Give it back!" I said and he ran for it.

I shrugged, idiot. I have a whole suit case here. I bent down and retrieved another shirt and pulled on the boxer's, now, how am I going to do this? I bit my lip in thought, until someone wrapped their arm's around my waist.

I screamed but he put a hand over my mouth "Shhh, don't want anyone worrying now, would we?" "Actually, I want people to worry about someone who's touching me illegally" I growled into his hand and licked it.

He suddenly pushed me against the wall and pinned me there, an arm on each side of me. He stared at me contently, nothing more, just staring at my face. Kind of freaky. 

"Umm, move?" I said he smirked "I'm good" I narrowed my eyes at him "Fine, let me say this another way, move ass hole before you will never have children" I growled. He laughed "Please, your threat's mean nothing to me" I gasped as he moved closer to me, his nose on mine.

I wiggled in his grip, desperately trying to get out while my hand secured the towel. I pushed his chest the my other hand "Move" I ordered "No" he smirked at me "Fine" I knee'd him in his man hood and he crumpled to the floor.

I quickly ran away and got to my couch. I pulled the shirt over my body and grinned, ha, come at me bro. I was suddenly tackled to the ground. I groaned in pain as my back had hit the edge of the couch.

"You know, you shouldn't have done that" I shivered as he breathed down my neck, the creeper "Let me go" I tensed up as he turned me around onto my back "Nah, I like this angle" "Ass hole" he chuckled "Maybe, but your a bitch" 

I rolled my eyes, making sure the towel was still wrapped around my top half "A powerful bitch though" "How are you powerful?" he looked down at me in amusement "You shall never know" I laughed like an evil villain, before stopping.

No, i'm meant to hate this ass hole's gut's! No having a jolly good time with him! He looked down at me in thought before moving closer "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I screeched as he pinned my hand's to the floor "Shh" he whispered and moved his face just in  front of mine.

Pedo bear! My mind screamed at me "You know...." he breathed on my face "Your kind of cute" oh dear god. One of us is not coming out of this alive. And I tend on finishing fucking Mario on my nintendo 64.

He suddenly got up and walked away......... what just happened? Anyone? I'm confused as the gender of Nemo, I know the character is meant to be a girl, but..... no. 

I sit up, slipping on the shirt and eyeing the bed room bunk thing. I sit there in the shirt, i'm soooooooo confused, why the hell is he such, such a.... such a- FREAK?!

I shivered in disgust and then walked to my couch and went into my pissed off corner. I muttered my murder plot, I wonder if I will be able to high jack the tour bus and torture the tool for days on end "We're home!" Niall came in and I turned to him and shot him and evil glare.

He turn's around and walk's out without another word. I turned back to my wall. I saw a knife on the table next to me and I grabbed it and started to engrave a word onto the wall "We're home, Jane" I grumbled and kept engraving stuff on the wall.

"Jane..... put the knife down" "Don't make me hurt you" I growled and dug deeper into the metal wall and then smirked evilly at the picture "No knife for you" Liam grabbed my arm and I squealed and hissed, tackling him to the ground "Liam!" I heard Lou cry out.

"Jane! Stop!" "YOU LEFT ME ALONE WITH THE PEDOPHILE! HE TOUCHED ME!" I screeched and then fought him to take the knife back for me "Jane!" I heard Harry yell at me. Lou pulled me away and then I was cuffed to the couch again.

"ZAYN! WHAT DID YOU DO?!" I heard Liam roar. I felt sick, and I just rolled over and buried my face into my pillow. Why must fate screw me over? How am I stuck in a tour bus with a rapist? This is just utter bull shit!

I fell asleep after a while of swearing revenge on the jack ass who finds it funny to put me in these situations.

*~*~*~*~*

I woke up to someone poking me "Don't poke me!" I yelled and grabbed the person's arm. I pulled their arm and the fell on top of me. I glared the fluffy haired one "What are you doing?" I said lowly, he chuckled nervously.

"Ummmm, food?" I blink at him for a second and the nodded. I heard someone enter the room and drop something. Harry's and my head snapped to the direction to see Zayn standing blank faced "I see" he mutter's something else.

He turn's away and storm's out of the little front room and into the bunks "What just happened?" I asked, seriously. Thay guy is screwed up in the head "I dunno" I looked to see he was still laying on top of me -.-

"Dude, get off of me" I growled "But I like it like this" "Get the fuck off me jack ass!" I hissed and shoved him off of me. He fell to the floor with a thud and I sat up, glaring at the sheep "I want my food" 

He groaned "Fine" he grumbled and shoved me a plate of toast "Thank the lord" I grumbled and are the toast, eyeing the sheep as he stared at me with a cheeky smile on his face. I spat the food out "YOU FREAK!" I screamed and pointed at the sheep "YOU POISONED IT!" I accused.

He laughed at me "I didn't poison it" he laughed "THEN STOP STARING AT ME!" I screamed at him, throwing the rest of the toast at him. Harry ducked and then sat next to me, moving closer and closer "Dude, back the heck up" I snapped at him and back handed his arm.

He jumped back and held his arm "Ow" he pouted at me "Keep those 'sweet' lips away from me, I don't want any diseases" I snapped at him "Not nice" he pouted "Don't make me slap you jerk face!" I snarled at him and then turned my back on him.

Liam came out and glared at Harry "You, with me, now" "Woah, knew you guy's were gay" "WE'RE NOT GAY!" I heard Lou scream out at me from the sleeping quarter's "Tell that to your awesome shirt brah" I chuckled, remembering his stripey shirt.

Harry left and I sat there, clutching my stomach and groaned "Hungry" I said like that tv in the Doctor Who episode. I whimpered, patting my belly, I bet they poisoned all of the food. Now they know I won't eat any of it, those barstad's.

I sighed, retreiving my pillow and shoving my head into my pillow case, I am going to die of starvation. I swear "HHHHUUUNNNGGGAAAAARRRYYYY" I I dragged out, trying to get out of the hand cuff's, suddenly the door banged open and I looked to see a guy there.

He walked in and then stared at me "Why is Ruby Ferns hand cuffed to my boy's tour bus?" "Shut it Simon, don't tell them it's me, okay? I'm just a average girl, not me, mmkay?" he nodded "BOY'S?! WHY IS THERE A PROSTITUTE HAND CUFFED TO YOUR COUCH?!" 

I glared at Uncle Si "I'll mess you up man" he chuckled at me "See you at the party for you birthday?" "Well, I would like to attend my own party, that would be ever so lovely" I rolled my eyes, suddenly a British boy band member came in "Uncle Si-" "YOU OLD BARSTAD!" I screamed at Simon.

He looked at me with amusement, but quickly masked it with anger "Who is she?!" I glared at Simon "Don't fucking insult me fat ass" "Your the fat one" he snapped at me "Oh hell no, BITCH! I'LL CUT YOU!" I yelled at Simon.

I tried to get up from the couch, but the metal hand cuff just dig's into my skin "Calm down Jane!" Simon gave me a sneaky grin, I looked at the corner of my eye and no one had seen it "WHO IS THIS TOSSER?!" I yelled.

Zayn stepped forward, looking at me with a glare.... and with no shirt on -.- He looked at me in amusement as I glared at him "You don't know Simon Cowell? Were you raised in a barn?" "No, I was raised in a house, can't say that about you though" he stepped toward's me, but Liam grabbed his shoulder.

"Young lady, no wonder why your hand cuffed to the couch, your a complete tramp" I gaped at Simon, god damn. I didn't think he had it in him. My eye twitched "WANNA GO ME, BROTHA?!" I screeched, as I tried to brake the and cuff's.

"Calm down Jane" Niall tried to sooth me, but I was trying to go hulk on these British freak's "No" I folded my arm's like a five year old and he sat next to me "Want food?"  I eyed the Irish one warily "Did you just offer her food?" Liam  asked in shock.

"Might as-well since someone ha-" WHACK. I sat in shock as Niall hit the ground "WHAT THE HELL YOU TWAT?!" I screamed at Zayn, pulling Niall onto the couch "Don't talk to me like that!" "Burn in hell fat ass!" I growled at him.

"Your the one always eating! Look at your ass!" I laughed without humor "YOU PERV! YOU JUST ADMITTED TO LOOKING AT MY ASS!" I cackled "I've seen alot more than that" he gave me a perverted look "DON'T MAKE ME FUCK YOU UP, JACK ASS!" I screeched, trying to strangle Zayn.

The cuff's cut my skin, causing blood to drip down my hand "Such language for such a 'curvy' lady" "YOU SAYING I'M FAT?!" I tried to rip his blonde hair out "YES I AM!" "YOU TOSSER! I'LL STAB YOU WITH A SPOON SO YOU DIE OF BLOOD POISONING!" 

"Zayn! Stop! She's not even fat!" Lou cut Zayn off "HAVE YOU SEEN HER?!" my eye twitched "Don't you find it ironic that i'm actually twenty kilos under weight?" I sneered at him. His eyes visibly widened, but he recovered from his shock "What'd you do, starve yourself?"

I shreiked in fury "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" I screamed at him "SO YOU DID!" he looked at me with a blank look "Not by choice" I hissed at him. His face flooded with shock and I saw the corner of my eye Simon look at me with pity.

God, how I hate that look. 

"W-what do you mean?" "None, of your business" I rolled my eyes and looked at Niall "You alright?" "Y-yeah?" he questioned himself. I sat there, the feeling of warm sticky liquid covering my hand "Hey Niall..." "Yeah?" 

"Can I have food now?" I asked him innocently. He nod's, gets up and then walks to the kitchen. I look to see everyone with curious and concerned look's, besides Simon who just look's at me in pity "What are ya'll staring at?" I snapped at them.

They all looked away "Uncle Si, what are you doing here?" Liam asked "Well, I was here about to talk to you about a important interview-" "Meow" I interrupted "What?" "Meow" I bit my lip, acting innocent.

Simon narrowed his eyes at me before trying to get back to his conversation "So as I was saying-" "Meow" I giggled, the guy's eyed me warily as I Meow'd everyone two minute's, interrupting Simon and the boy's.

Zayn was getting irrated with me, so was Liam and Simon. Though, I think Lou, Niall and Harry are finding this really amusing. Niall handed me my food and I bit into it "Thank god, now she won't talk" "I wouldn't count on it" I sang, a piece of lettuce hanging out of my mouth.

"Eat with your mouth close!" "Make me ass wipe" he growled and started to stand up "Sit down, Zayn!" Simon ordered. I stuck my tongue out at him and then laid down, putting my hand in front of my face.

I stared at the ruby liquid, I didn't know a cut could bleed so much! It was quite intriguing, call me weird, but I always wanted to be a doctor or something. I noticed the hand cuff's had dried blood on there... I hope I don't die of some unknown disease from this pair of hand cuff's.

Suddenly a drop of blood splattered onto my fore head "Okay, I think i'm actually going to die now" I felt another blood splatter. I noticed it went silent and then I felt another splatter "I'M DYING!" I screamed, sitting up and watching the blood drip onto my shirt "Sorry Harry, your shirt is blood stained" 

I stared at Harry who frowned at me "Cool, maybe i'll die of blood loss before I have to hear you guy's sing!" I yelled in triumph "We need to clean that up" "NO!" I yelled at Lou "We really need to though" Niall said, looking at my whole red hand.

"No, I want to pass out and see what it feels like!" I look at them in curiousness. It's weird, but I actually want pass out and see what it feels like to pass out from blood... again. Man, that last time, I swear that guy tried to kill me.

"We need to clean it!" Liam yelled at me "Aww" I pouted as they pinned me down "Dude's, you don't have to pin me down, I kind of fell light headed, you don't need to" I blinked a couple times at the roof "Annnnddd, she's lost it" Harry chuckled.

"She was already lost it before she got here" "Oh shut up Zayn!" Liam yelled at Zayn. Simon I noticed, was sitting back, watching the scene un-fold in front of him.

"Take the hand cuff's off of her" I felt the cold metal slide off and I felt my arm fall limp into someone else's. I then felt someone clean it up. I laid there as Liam looked at it like a doctor would "How do you feel?" I looked at him with a startled expression "Umm, it's just numb" I say, well, that's the half truth.

I blinked a couple time's in shock, why are they helping me? I turned my confused gaze to Uncle Simon who looked at me with a knowing look. He noticed me questioning my sanity and mouthed to me, 'They care' 

Oh god.

Oh no.

I must make sure they don't. 

Let me start, I will make sure they hate me as much as I hate them, I swear on my life.