This is the oldest thing I have on my phone. It's extremely bad. This is an act of me saying fuck it and posting complete shit because I'm bored. He's a Series of Unfortunate Events oneshot.

In New York you can be a new man. Klaus took a deep breath and stepped forward. He was officially in New York City. This was a place where even the most ubsurd dreams become reality. This was a place of luck, something that Klaus definitely needed. After Count Olaf and VFD Klaus need to start afresh and his sister Sunny suggested going to the Big Apple. There was no way Klaus would ever disagree with that. He just loved researching new places. Taking in another breath he took another step. And another. And another. He kept taking steps until he was in his hotel. "Violet would love the architecture in here." Klaus made a mental note to give Violet a blueprint of a skyscraper. She'd just adore it. After all they'd been through they deserve some happiness. And what better way to become happier than to become a new man, and New York was just the place for that.

Also I added Hamilton references in hopes to make it slightly better. It just made it worse.