Partner tag! (This is a crack post by the way so it's all a joke. Sorry about me getting kinda Sirius at the end of this btw) (also this is pretty funny so I might show my teacher. He's chill. But I better not say the usual things I type when I talk about Bowie on here... I'll just "mess up" By "accented " A lot so I give all of you your daily dose of in appropriate me😂)

Tag them: @davidbowie

Age: I won't answer this

Gender: David has boy parts (nice boy parts 😏)

Ever face voice chat?: me and David are happily married and sleep in the same room. We voice chat every day

Who asked who out: he asked me out. Cuz he's the man and I'm to chicken to ask someone out because I'm like that

Internet couple. Or in real life couple: real life of course. Since were married.

Who said I love you first?: me. (What I'm about to say is actually true) because I am a hopeless romantic (there. I said it. I'm into the whole doing very romantic things for your partner and if you asked me to do something for valentines day im the kinky- *cough cough* kind of person who would do the whole Rose peddles going up the stairs. Shit I forgot I was shower my teacher this. (TEACH FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID. Well I actually typed... Why do I over think things...)

How often do you talk?: um where married. So everyday as much as we can.

Do they have the same interests as you? Name one: we both love art and he went to college in graphic design witch I actually want to do as well (that's true as well. I would love do go into college in graphic design. That's why I don't get the point of school. School isn't gonna help me in graphic design!

How exited do you get when you talked to them: I get the messed up feeling in my stomach that hurts (fun fact: when I first fell for David my stomach hurt all the time, and once, I ended up staying home from school because of how bad it was😂. Yep. I stayed home cuz I was in love (with a dead guy cuz I'm like that. Fu- Frick. I make everything fricken depressing. That's my life

What social media do you have them on: Instagram and Twitter

(Also I was thinking and wouldn't it be cool if a teacher got Wattpad and when I posted shi- good content. They read it. That sounds nice.

Oh well. No teacher is gonna get this app to read my shi- good content

David it's true tho 😂

(Ok so teach. If I actually do have the guts to show you this random post don't judge for what your about to see me post... *has so many life regrets*

Looking at David well she does that turns m- (never mind my teachers gonna read this.... 😂

Smol bean. :3

Damn boi....  (Dont judge me I'm going through changes in my body!  jk jk!