This is a true story of something that happened with me and my dad...

Me: Elton John is 5,8

My dad: HE IS FUCKING TALLER THAN ME!

Me: how tall are you?

My dad: 5,7

My mom: you have always been 5,8

My dad: No im 5,7

Me: haha Elton John is taller than you!*laughs my fucking head off*