(You guys really liked this so im doing another one) (also, NO ONE WRITE THE "DAVID BIG DICK DEAL WITH BRIAN'' FAN FICTION, I KNOW SOMEONES GONNA DO IT, SO DONT!!!)

Dat back in the third game go through the day of each new kisses him. Down to their business shot where they sell David Bowie dick and Bono Posters with lil magnets of cats, and up the trash can that is my life. I love David dat ass.

(Why life? Why?)