Hes so perfect. Why cant I get a boyfriend! My teacher littlerly said guys.. Just... His point was that guys will come around.

Reasons Makaila will never have a boyfriend...

1: I like older guys. So. When someone my own age does come around I wont feel that same to them because I dont like guys... I like men😂. Litterly the youngest guy I like is 12 years older than me. *cough cough* you all know who. Haha probs gonna show my teacher this and he'll be like "but bowie was in his 60s. And Bonos in his 50s". Yep. He knows of my love for these two smol beans... He doesnt know who im talking about tho. Well he does...

Why did I pick the one photo of Bono that makes me sad.... SHIT THE MOST DEPRESSING U2 SONG JUST CAME ON IN MY EARPLUGS *sighs and crys in corner*

2: for anyone who knows me. You know my looks and body are in no way attractive. Like for real.
Also I hate my body.
Also...welll I havent ever talked about this to anyone...but I never really...laughed a lot. I use to be alienated for most of school so I didnt show emotion twords people a lot..so I never really laughed. And one of the reasons Bono has got me through a lot is that when I watched his interveiws and stuff.. He really made me happy. And every since then ive had my really weird laugh instead on a stern not caring one I use to have. Idk. I felt I had to say that to someone

I'll stop there😂. Also I focased on this a lot cuz I know my teacher cant be like "naw you smokin hot. Rockin bod"😂 cuz hes my teacher. And he wouldnt have the guts to do that... That would be awsome tho XD

I'll stop before I write something that would really worrie my teacher about me😂.

I noticed I only show him these chapters were a say shi- STUFF about him. he probably thinks im a stalker😂

Sorry i only stalk Bowie XD.

Fun fact: (I'll probably tell my teachee to stop after that sentence so I dont feel like I made him do this or something if he does do this) but all I want from him for my b-day is for him to get this so he can read what I write in this book. That would be soo cool to have a teacher comment and stuff in this. And ive always liked staying in contact with teachers. You know what I mean? And hes chill so If i made some "Bowies bulge" posts he wouldnt freak out like my other teachers would lol. Idk. Also he hears us curse a lot ans does nothing😂

Also meme of my life