It was about 3am - or, what would have been if the Paladins weren't in space.

Everyone was asleep. Except for 2 certain people.

Kassy and Shiro had been locked in their room for the entire afternoon, and hadn't joined any of them for their evening meal.

Now, they entered the kitchen, having realised how hungry the two were.  They were in some pyjamas the two had thrown on in a rush.

"Hurry up, Kassy, before I go soft." Shiro murmured.

"Chill out. We can continue after we've eaten."

Neither bothered turning the lights on, so it wasn't so surprising when Kassy dropped a multitude of kitchen equipment.

The light turned on, and Pidge appeared in the doorway.

"What the heck are you two doing?"

"Huh?" Kassy asked.

"It's 3 in the morning!"

Shiro feigned confusion. "...it is? Well... well, we thought it was 3 in the afternoon."

Pidge gave them a look of disbelief. "Right."

"If it's 3am... why are you up?" Kassy asked.

"Someone on this ship is kinda loud." Pidge said. Her look was pointed on Kassy.

"Hm... any idea who?" Shiro asked.

Pidge did not reply. "The noise has stopped. I'm getting some rest while I can. I suggest the two of you do the same."

"Night, Pidge." Kassy said, suppressing a giggle. She got some food for her and Shiro.

Shiro took a seat at the table. Kassy decided a chair was too boring for her, and straddled his knee. He went slightly red, and placed a hand on her waist. She got a spoonful of food.

"Open wide."

"You're feeding me?"

She giggled. "Maybe."

As she did so, her free hand went over his chest, grabbing at his massive Shiro titties.

The food was quite quickly forgotten.

The two woke up in the kitchen. Kassy was splayed out on the table, her clothes in various places among the kitchen. Shiro was on the ground.

"Oh, fuck..." she mumbled, her back aching. Shiro stirred at the sound of her voice.

"Did we... fuck in the kitchen?" He asked.

"Unless we just had a throwing our clothes around party, I'd say so. Lord, what time is it?" Kassy asked.

Shiro checked.  "6am."

"Shit. Everyone will be up soon." In a mad dash, Kassy gathered all her clothes. "Shiro, I can't find my bra."

"Get dressed. I hear someone coming."

Kassy simply went without, pulling her pyjamas on. Shiro had already redressed himself. The two took a seat at the table, trying to look not suspicious. The Paladins were supposed to be unaware of their secret sex sessions.

"Morning, Keith." Shiro said to Keith, who went straight by to make coffee.

"Dammit, who left their food out?" Keith sighed at the bowl on the side. "I'm gonna kill Lance one of these days."

The rest of the team slowly entered the kitchen. Finally, Hunk.

"Morning, everyone." He sighed. "Who wants breakfast?"

There were hums from the other Paladins, and Hunk went into the fridge. He froze there for a second.

"Hey, who left their bra in the fridge?"

There was silence amongst the Paladins, and then a couple of giggles. Kassy went slightly pink, coming to the realisation of, ohh, that's where her bra was.

"That's a nice bra." Lance said. "Very lacy."

"Isn't it? Come on, fess up. Who's is it?" Hunk asked.

"Well... who's wearing a lovely lacy nighty that would match that bra perfectly right now?" Allura asked. All eyes went on Kassy.

"Oh, no, no, that's not mine." Kassy laughed awkwardly. "No, no."

"Well, it's not mine." Rora said. "And look at the size of it. It's definitely not Pidge's."

"It's not mine." Allura said. "Let's think logically. Am I likely to leave my unmentionables in the fridge? No. But... who is?"

All eyes turned to Kassy again.

"You guys, that's kinda uncalled for." Kassy said.

Hunk looked at the label. "Who wears a size 34F?"

"F?!" Lance said. "Jesus Christ."

"Yeah, Kassy, you can't deflect that one." Pidge said. "Sorry, but there is nobody here with bigger tits than you."

Kassy sighed. She blushed, furiously, snatching the bra out of Hunk's hand. "Fine. It's mine."

The group erupted into giggles again.

"Wait, wait, so how'd your bra wind up in the fridge?" Lance asked.

Kassy didn't answer, trying to think of an excuse.

"I put it there." Shiro said. Everyone turned in surprise. "I wanted to prank her. I didn't think Hunk would get there first."

"Why would you do that, Shiro?" Allura asked, in genuine interest.

"Remember last week when you found my... uh... boxers... in the lounge? Yeah, Kassy put them there."

"Okay, so you're telling me that our two most mature members of the team are in a prank war in which they steal each other's underwear and hide them around the ship?" Keith asked.

"Yeah, exactly." Kassy said.

"Uh huh. Not buying it." Rora said. "Are you sure you aren't just fucking?"

"What?! No!" Kassy said. "We're just friends."

"Yeah." Shiro said. "And, anyway, that wouldn't be appropriate. Not in the middle of a war, not in the middle of space."

"Okay. So where were you two since... 1pm yesterday? You both disappeared but there was some strange noises coming from your room, Shiro." Rora asked.

"Well we were..." Kassy thought desperately. "Playing chess."

"Chess?" Pidge asked. "For 13 straight hours?"

"Yeah."

"We have a chess board?" Lance asked.

"Come on, I think they're telling the truth." Hunk said. "They wouldn't be able to have sex for 13 straight hours anyway."

"Thank you, Hunk." Shiro said. "Now, if you're all ready to make battle plans..." He got up and left. Kassy followed after him.

"Do you actually believe them, Hunk?" Rora asked.

"Nope."