Chapter 12
BEST SONG PERFORMANCE ON THE HUMAN HISTORY HERE
I woke up next morning and heard snoring. I looked next to me and didn't see anyone, but then I looked at the floor on the other side next to me and saw a sleeping Ed (in my body (duh).)
"Ed, Ed wake up." I said and noticed I had a sleepy voice (Ed's) and also noticed it was cute. But people aren't allowed to call themselves cute although I'm not myself but whatever.
"Ed, wake up!" I half screamed now and he got up, fixing the pad he was wearing while he got up. And yes, he wore pajamas.
"THIS PAD IS SO BLOODY UNCOMFORTABLE!!!" He screamed. "Ed, stop screaming and don't swear." I said and he seemed annoyed.
"Bloody is not a swear word." He said. "Oh my god, this pad is so uncomfortable." He said annoyed by that pad.
"Not easy being a girl huh?" I asked him as a joke and he sarcastically smiled at me. "Yeah, at least no pain anymore." I said.
"Whatever. I won't hurt so that's fine by me." I said and he got a bit upset.
"I won't have period, and I won't get pregnant and no pain in my life anymore." I said. He looked at me in a look of disappointment and stormed out of the room.
Then I felt kind of bad. I shouldn't have been that mean to Ed, he was searching for help with freaking period and I just got angry at him. Great, I acted like a meanie to my idol.
I got out of the room and saw him walking away angrily and sadly. "Ed wait, I'm sorry." I said and he turned around. "It hurts." He whispered to me while he hugged me.
"I know." I whispered to him. "So, wanna get ice-cream?" He asked me. "Ed, you can't eat or drink cold stuff because of the period." I said.
"WHAT!?! HOW CAN YOU HANDLE NOT EATING ICE-CREAM!?!" He screamed at me once again. "Ed stop screaming. The people will scold us here." I said. He calmed down and nodded.
"Then what can I actually eat?" He asked me. "What about fatjas?" I asked him. "How do you know about fatjas?" He asked me. "Ummm...no more questions." I said and he laughed. "I understand." He said.
"Okay let's make them." I said. "Ingredients are in the mini fridge in my room." I said. "Is that why you were carrying supermarket bags around?" He asked me and I nodded. "Ok." He said. "Let's make em'." He said.
We went into my room and he grabbed what ingredients he needed for fatjas. When we went to my small kitchen, which was in my hotel room, he started making it and I looked at him amazed.
"How can you cook them so good looking?" I asked him and he shrugged. "Weird." I said. After he was done he handed me my plate and right about when I was gonna take a bite he stopped.
"Let's watch a movie while eating them." He said and I nodded. We went to the TV and because it was in front of the bed... we had to lie down together. He lied down and looked at me confused.
"Come on, why you standing there?" He asked me and I shrugged. I went to lie down and I lied as away from Ed as I could.
"OK... what channel would you like to watch?" He asked me. "I don't know...you can choose." I said. He looked at me for a while and then back at the TV.
"You know what? Why are you so...uncomfortable?" He asked me. I tried to not seem nervous because I my stomach was flipping up and down because I was really nervous.
"I... I don't really watch a lot of TV..." I said. "Come on, I know that's not the truth. I'm not that dumb." He said. "Yeah, but you are a little dumb." I said and he laughed.
"I guess you could say that too. But why are you so uncomfortable?" He asked me again. I hoped he wouldn't, but he sadly did. I tried to find an answer and came up with another lie.
"I just felt sad because we changed bodies. I can't get that tragedy out of my head." I said. He looked at me, and I knew that he didn't believe it, but I still went with that excuse. "OK." He said.
"Let's just watch a movie then." He said and got up. "What movie would you like to see?" He asked me as he turned to look at me.
"The Lord Of The Rings, I guess." I said, kind of whispering the last part. He smiled at me and then searched the movie through 'my' suitcase. He got it and went to insert it in the DVD player.
Once he got it in, he came to lie next to me again, and when he did, I felt the bed bounce a bit when he did. He shifted close to me and I felt my heartbeat fasten.
I tried not to look at him as hard as I could and when the movie started I tried to glue my eyes at the screen, but I continuesly felt him looking at me and I tried so hard to focus on the movie and eat the fatjas. Once the movie was done after all these hours I felt blessed for successfully avoiding him.
"What'd you think?" He asked me and I turned to him after I zoned out from my thoughts.
"Huh?" I asked him. "I said; What'd you think?" He asked me again, slowly this time. I felt like laughing at that but I managed to hold myself.
"Oh, it was nice." I said. "Okay then, who was your favorite character?" He asked me and I felt like he was testing me or something, and the worst thing was I didn't know the answer.
"The lead character?" I said in a bit of asking way. "Okay then, fine." He said "I can pretend like I didn't understand you were trying to avoid me." He said.
"Avoid you? Why would I do that?" I asked me. "I don't know damn why!" He screamed and then fixed his pad.
"Damn this freaking pad!" He screamed and left shutting the door behind him loudly.
Let's say that now that he's a girl the angry period hormones kick in...
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