Part I:
Most of our group wasn't at school today (Sick? I dunno, but whatever the case get better soon!!)
So in Band Class I was kind of... Alone. Usually, I'll play parts with the Trombones- I'm a Tenor Saxophone.
Anyway, I was wondering where the two Trombones were.
Me: I wonder where they are...
Friend 1/ 12550/ Mashell: I kidnapped them!! I have them in my 30 foot dungeon. I will give them back if I get three pigs, two horses, and one cow.
Me: What about five clones of Dally's dead body?
Mashell: How about live ones?
Me: Dead ones would cause less trouble and be easier to handle.
Mashell: Live ones. I don't want the dead ones because they'll be all messed up.
Me: Okay. I'll get them heavily sedated and drunk so that they won't give you too many issues. I'll also provide the food, bedding, change of clothes, health care, and toys so that they don't kill you. Guns!! Without ammo. So, book or movie Dally?
Mashell: Book. No, movie. No, book. Movie. Book. Movie. Movie Dally!! I want hot Dallys!!
Me: Oh. My. StarClan.

Then:
(Usually, I don't catch things. I slap them away.)
Mashell: Try catching something. *Throws stress-relievingg soft baseball at me*
Me: *Catches ball* *Beams ball at Mashell* *Misses and hits door by his face even though I was aimigb for his stomach*

Later:
Mashell was giving our seventh grade friend who skipped a grade a piggyback ride and it was terrifying in general.

After that: In Theology we had a couple Police Officers come in to talk about safe driving Use seatbelts, don't drink, call your parents yo be safe if need be- You know, that kind of stuff.
Then we got to put on goggles that simulated the effects of a stimulating drug, weed, and alcohol. Then we threw a ball at each other. (Because we only have 6 people, two were absent so we only had four today. I was also the only girl.) It turns out I can't catch but I can throw spot on, surprisingly.