On Tuesday I threw a banana at KK and accidentally stabbed him on the heart with it

I poked him.

In the chest.

With a soggy banana.

And then he placed his hand over his heart in pain like 'IT POKED MEH'

KK

KK IT WAS AN OLD BANANA

Also he's a Capricorn btw :O)

I was trying to hit him with the flat side on the sternum but I missed even though he was sitting right in front of me :')