Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

That one is weird. At least I'm a Slytherin!

Ugh

What

I don't like Slytherin

😡 I don't like you

Stop lying. You love me

Do I?

Yeah

Nope. Not anymore

So you did before?

Stop getting off topic. Why don't you like Slytherin?

They are just mean people. First of all, Draco Malfoy is in there. I don't have to explain myself there

Hey! I love Draco Malfoy!

What? How?

Because he's cute

The other day, weren't you just telling me that as you get older you don't go for looks anymore?

Whatever, DP. Slytherin is awesome

Hufflepuff is waaaay better

You're wrong there

I'm proud to be a Hufflepuff!

And I'm proud to be a Slytherin!

Let's just agree to disagree

Fine. But Slytherin is still better than Hufflepuff

No

Yes

No

Yes!

No!

Okay, I'm tired of fighting

Me too lol

What shall we talk about, Mr. DP?

I don't know, Miss LP

Hey, what's my name in your phone

Why?

Because I want to know

It's Sarcasm Queen 🥰

That's great! That may be my favorite nickname I've ever been given

Thanks. What's my name in your phone?

DP 🙋

Hey, that emoji looks like me! And how original, LP

Fine, I'll change it. What do you want it to be?

Hufflepuff Prince 🤴

Oh my Lord, fine. It's set

Yay!!!! Thank you, LP

No problem