DP, where'd you go?

You haven't texted in a couple days

I've been very busy

With what?

It's nothing.

You don't sound okay, DP

I'm great.

Mhmm. I can't believe I'm going to do this but here I go. Life without you is like a broken pencil . . . pointless

Did you just send me a pick-up line?

Yeah

Wow. I'm touched, LP

Don't talk about it again, though. I don't want my rep to be damaged because I sent one pick-up line to a person

Thank you, though. You have no idea what that means to me.

So, what's going on?

It's nothing. I don't want to scare you away

Did you kill someone

Oh my gosh, I'm talking to a murderer

No, I didn't kill anyone

I totally understand if you did. Hey! Maybe I could hide you if the police ever come looking for you!

LP

Yes?

Repeat after me

Fine

I

I

Didn't

Didn't

Kill

Kill

Anyone

Anyone

I applaud thee!

Thank thou

Hey, I want to get to know you. Let's play 20 questions

Actually, I can't play now. I have to go

Oh. Okay

Raincheck?

Sure. Bye LP

Bye DP! Have a great day!

You too