I'm bored.

And you decided to text me? Aww, you're making my heart melt!

You were my last resort. My best friend ditched me to hang out with her boyfriend so I'm stuck in my dorm doing nothing

Woah, me too. My roommate had to leave because he was, and I quote, "Hanging with my girl because she's so much better than you."

Ouch lol

I know! Who could be better than me???

Me

Hmm, no

Total Warning.

Who is that

Oh my God, you don't know who Total Warning is???

No

Do you live under a rock?

Don't mock me

You have to know who they are

I don't know who they are

They're the hottest men on this planet! I love them so much ❤️

Send a pic of them. I might know who they are

Why can't you search them yourself

Because I'm lazy

Good point. I'll send you a pic

I quickly searched up my favorite band and downloaded a picture. I took a second to stare at them dreamily. I loved them a lot. But I shook my head and sent the picture to him.

Weren't they the dudes on a reality tv show?

Yeah. But they are more than the drama from that show

You like reality stars lol

They're not only reality tv stars. I can go on a four hour rant about how amazing they are and how underrated they are. Just ask my best friend

I don't think I want to hear it lol

She didn't either. Do you think they're cute?

Meh. I'm way cuter than they are

I'd have to be the judge of that

Then let's meet up

Nah. Not yet. I like you being my mysterious friend that I've never met before

Aw I'm your friend?

I didn't mean to put that. I meant to say you are an acquaintance. That's it.

You can't go back on your word now! We're besties!

We can't be besties if I don't know who you are

Okay, I'll tell you my name. Then you'll know me

How about we tell each other our initials? Then there would be some familiarity as well as some mystery involved

Good idea. My initials are DP

DP? Omg 😂 that's the worst initials ever!

I'm an innocent boy, little lady. You sure aren't

I am too innocent. I just know things

Naughty things

Some could say naughty, some don't

What do you say?

Yeah, it's naughty. I'm ashamed

Is that sarcasm I detect?

How perceptive of you!

Thank you! Anyway, are you going to tell me your initials?

Oh yeah. I forgot. It is LP

Nice! We have last names that start with p!

What a coincidence

Okay, sarcasm queen. Take it down a notch

Ooh, I like that. I think I'm going to tell people to call me that from now on

You're welcome, LP