Hold the phone

Well, I can't since we aren't talking over the phone

I don't know if your a boy or girl! I mean, I think you're a girl but I'm not entirely sure

DP. What goes through your mind at three in the morning? Anyway, you used the wrong your. It's supposed to be you're

Random things, LP. And I don't care about grammar errors. Wait, why are you awake at this time, too?

Couldn't sleep. You?

Homework.

The bane of my existence

Same, girl, same. Wait! That brings me back to my question? What are you?

A vampire

Come on, LP.

Fine. I'm a girl

Nice! I was right lol

What are you?

A vampire

DP. Don't do this

Hey! It's what you did! Anyway, I'm a boy

Just a boy? You aren't a man yet?

Mental age is boy. Real age is man

You're so weird

And I embrace it