Oh my God

What???

I asked you know who if he would come study with me this Saturday night and he said YES

AHHHHH I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU

I'M SO NERVOUS, DP. IDK WHAT TO DO. WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF

You'll be okay, LP. If you can talk to me, you can talk to him

It's easy talking to you because I don't really know you. I know him

Just think you're talking to me. You don't have any trouble talking to me so maybe it might work

So, you want me to think about you while on a study date with another guy?

Yeah. What's the deal?

He's so different from you. He would think I'm weird if I talk to him like how I talk to you

You talk differently to me than other people? Aw, I feel special

Don't get a big head, DP. In real life, I'm not as sarcastic and I hold my tongue. Here, I can be what I want to be

Why can't you be yourself in real life? And isn't this real life?

This is over text. I guess it is real life. And the people I'm around are so . . . good. I may have been called the Nun back in middle school but I have a dark side that people don't know about

Okay, I need to hear the story about why you were called the Nun back in middle school

Maybe another time

Aw, come on, LP. I want to know

You sound like a whiny two year old.

Maybe I am a whiny two year old. You don't know my age

You literally talked about your major and minor is college when you go. You cannot be a two year old

I could be a two year old.

Then you'd be a really smart two year old

Fine. I'm not a two year old. I'm an eighteen year old

Me too!

Hey, you're distracting me from your Nun story. I really want to hear it, LP

Fine. Back in middle school, I went to church every Sunday as well as the Wednesday night services. I also didn't really go out with my friends or go to their houses because they would do stuff that I wasn't comfortable with. Then, almost every Monday, they decided to tell me what they did, like they were guilty about doing it. First of all, I'm not Catholic and second of all, I don't want to hear what bad things they did

That's not as funny as I thought it was but oh well. I didn't go to church much. Only if my friends invited me

Then I need to get you to church! Your spiritual health needs it!

You're being sarcastic

Yes, I am. However, if we do meet, I'd like to take you to my church back home. It's really nice and small. Everyone knows everyone but they don't mind someone new coming

Sounds like my type of place

Anyway, I'll try to be myself when we meet up. Thanks for the advice, DP!

You're welcome, LP