Adam was sitting in his room not fapping  but instead on his bed with the door locked and beret on head whilst sitting on tumblr waiting for someone to ask him a question  whilst repeating "why won't anyone ask-Adam anything on my blog called ask-Adam" but as he was about to fall into a existential crisis then a portal opened up and himself came out of the portal and said "you Adam 25179 are formally invited to join the ADAMGEDDON and if you join you may die but if you quit you will be formally shamed by the council of Adams but if you do win you will be moved up the chart of  Dangerous Adam's and the rules are that two Adam's will fight to death unless the two Adam's can be proven to have either a love interest or an actual lover but the ADAMGEDDON will happen in two weeks on Friday and if you don't back down now you will be entered into it" then as he was travelling through the portal back through he whispered under his breath "I have to see the next Adam and why won't he just go out with roxy yet" and at that moment Adam two disappeared.