Rap It Up
The trio are watching CrewCrew. "Alright, so who's next? Who thinks they can take on the legendary CrewCrew?" Alpha Dog asked. "CrewCrew!" The group shouted. Big Trouble walks up. "Looks like Big Trouble's back for more." Alpha Dog said. "Dude, another battle's about to start!" Rigby called to Mordecai. "Ahh, Yeauhhh!" He walks over. "Man, this dude is back every week." Alpha Dog said. "Nah, I got y'all fools this time, hit it!" V-Tron turns on the radio. "You all better watch out, cause Big Trouble's on the mic now, i'll knock all o' your lights out, with my verse,
y'all be cursed, blowing up like fireworks. powwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" He finished. The crowd is unamused. "That's it? Blitz Comet, show this fool how we do." Alpha Dog said. Blitz Comet approaches. "You step to me and you gonna get creamed-corn! All up in your teeth, you reek, you're the opposite of chic, ya freak! Your ryhmes are all antiques. Nobody wants em, they throw em all away. Right from the get go like your brain is on delay. Matter of fact yo, you better get a check up. Go ask your doctor, why you be so ugly from the neck UP?" He rapped,
and the crowd cheers and Big Trouble walks away. "OHHHHHHH!!!!" The duo said, and (Y/n) scoffs and crosses her arms. "What's wrong, (Y/n)?" Rigby asked her. "This whole thing is stupid, what's the point of something like this if all they're doing is insulting each other? It's lame." The young woman said, unamused. Rigby scoffs. "It's not lame, (Y/n). It's all in good fun." Rigby said. "I doubt they're actually being serious with their insults." Rigby said. (Y/n) raises an eyebrow but before she can reply, she sees Pops approach the rappers. "Uh oh." She said.
"What is Pops doing?" Mordecai asked. "A hug can be a wonderful thing. Two arms wrapped around you like a mother's wing. But we're so selfish when we are blue. Doesn't a hug deserve a hug too? Thank you." Pops said, and (Y/n) face palms. This won't go well. "Yo, whatcha say? Nah, nah, nah, nah, hold on man." Alpha Dog said. "You trying to step to us?" Blitz Comet said. "I'm just so excited to hear some fellow poets. I thought I come join you in the celebration of rhymes." Pops said. "Nah, nah, nah, nah, you're not celebrating nothin'!" Alpha Dog shouted, and (Y/n) quickly ran over. "(Y/n)!" Her best friends shouted after her worriedly. "Now, now, before you guys do anything crazy, all my friend here is saying is that he appreciates your talent, right Pops?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh yes!" Pops said. "That's not what it sounded like to us! Yo V-Tron, turn it up."
He starts rapping. "Yeah, CrewCrew's coming at you. Say it twice, don't forget it. Y'all better catch up to where we're at. You're behind the times. Can't compete with our dope rhymes. So you better say your goodbyes. We got Francois, Blitz Comet, V-Tron, the Jersey kid, on the beats. You know we rock. Then Demel-Ishun, the dopest girl on the mic. And Alpha-Dog, I bark the truth, my verses be all nice and tight. So now you know who were are. CrewCrew is the crew shining brighter than a quazar. But your bizarre. Yes, you sir, are a loser. So cover up that freakish dome and head back home and take your poems. OOOH, losers!" Alpha-Dog said.
"Losers." Everyone at the snack bar said. Pops is about to cry, and (Y/n) puts a hand on his shoulder. Mordecai and Rigby were fuming. They quickly run over. "Aw dude. Come on! Pops, are you ok?" Mordecai asked. "While I appreciate their poetic skills, I am not a loser." Pops said. Alpha-Dog scoffs. "You look like a loser to me!" He said. "Shut up!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "You shut up!" Alpha-Dog then shoves her roughly. "Hey!" Mordecai said. "Don't shove people!" Rigby shouted angrily. "Quiet rodent!" Alpha Dog shouted, and (Y/n) growls at him. "Why don't you take gramps back home before he starts crying some more?" Blitz Comet laughs. "Losers."
The Crew-Crew laughs, and (Y/n), Pops, Mordecai and Rigby walk away. "C'mon, Pops, let's go." Mordecai said. "Yeah, these jerks aren't worth it." (Y/n) said. Pops shoves Mordecai away. "No!" He walks up to Alpha Dog. "I'll have you know my verses won many a competition!" He shouted. And The Crew-Crew laugh. "You don't believe me? I challenge you to a competition tonight!" Pops said. "What?!" (Y/n) asked. "You mean a rap battle?" Alpha Dog asked. "If that's what you're calling it, then yes." Pops said. "Alright, grandpops.
Crew-Crew never backs down! So it's on." Alpha Dog said. The Crew-Crew walk away. "You're going down!" Francois said. "You're gonna get yours, buddy!" Demel-Ishun said. "Uh, Pops, did you just challenge professional rappers to a rap battle?!" (Y/n) asked worriedly. "Don't worry, (Y/n). It will be fine." Pops said. "Alright Pops, we can't let you do this by yourself." Mordecai said. "Yeah, those guys are gonna walk all over you!" Rigby said. "Plus, we know way more stuff about this than you do. So Rigby and I will rap with you in the battle." Mordecai said. "I will too. I'm not very fond of it, but I'm not letting anyone get away with insulting my friends." (Y/n) said. "Really!? Our own crew, good show!" Pops said. The four are back at the house together.
"Alright guys, here's how you battle. Rigby, show em." Mordecai makes a beat. "Hey Mordecry, oh I mean Mordecai, didn't mean to diss you please don't run away and hide, saw you sobbing at that movie 'A Very Happy Bride', here I'll pass you a tissue, try to have some male pride!" Rigby rapped, and (Y/n) chuckled. "See Pops, it's easy!" Mordecai said. "As for (Y/n) the men don't like her sensitive side, like Sam for example but I guess that's implied!" Rigby continued. "Okay, dude." (Y/n) said, and Mordecai snickered. "He won't get with you, he just won't get with you, not gonna get with you, never gonna get with you-" Rigby still rapped. "Okay, we get it!" (Y/n) shouted. "I'm just keeping it real." Rigby said.
"Now you try Pops." Mordecai said. "But he's just making fun of you two!" Pops said with concern. "Yeah, That's kind of the idea, Pops." (Y/n) said. "Just give it a shot." She said. Rigby starts a beat, but Pops struggles to do it. "No, I won't do it!" He shouted. "What!? C'mon, you said you wanted to win! (Y/n) you try." Rigby said. "Being negative and hurting someone's feelings is no way to win a competition! The power of poetry lies in expressing the beauty of everything around you!" Pops said. "What?" (Y/n) asked. "You're not making any sense." Mordecai said. "Come, I'll show you!" Pops said. The quartet later sit outside together. Pops puts a peaceful record on and clears his throat. "What is this place, this magical field,
it's wide and it's open, nothing's concealed. It's scenic and peaceful for us to enjoy, why this is the park, good show old boy!" Pops rapped. "Wow, he's not bad." (Y/n) said. "Yeah!" Rigby said. "A place of great beauty for plenty to use, it inspires us all so go spread the news, to man woman and child or begging cowboy, this is the park, good show old boy!" Pops continued. "Where's this stuff coming from?" Mordecai asked. "Man, he's getting into it!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) laughs. "Yeah!" She said. "The key to this place puts a smile on your face,
it is the people it does employ!" Pops said as he approaches his three friends. "Why this is the park, good show old boy!" The four said, then laugh. Then hear mean laughter from the Crew-Crew as they walk up. "Yo, is he for real with that?" Blitz Comet asked. "Good show old boy?" Demel-Ishun asked mockingly. "You're gonna have to do better than that if you wanna beat us tonight. you big headed loser." Alpha Dog said. "You call him a loser one more time-" (Y/n) began threateningly. Alpha Dog got in her face. "And what, rat? Huh? What are you gonna do? Huh? Huh?" He asked. "Hey back off!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, beat it!" Rigby snapped.
"Hmph! Go ahead and make snide remarks. Me and my crew are taping into the power of poetry, and the beauty of our verses will be sure to knock your socks off." Pops said, and the group laugh. "See you fools tonight, unless you're too afraid to show up." Alpha Dog said. "We'll be there." Pops said, and the Crew-Crew walk away. "Lo-sers." Alpha Dog said. (Y/n) scoffs. "Puh-lease! Is that really the only insult they have?" She asked mockingly. "Their rhymes are clever but they don't come from the heart. As long as we're true to ourselves we can't lose.
Oh look, ice-cream truck!" Pops runs away. The trio look at each other worriedly. Later the trio walk into the kitchen where Skips is eating. "Ugh, dudes, this is not good! We gotta find a way to back out of the battle." Mordecai said. "Yeah man, I'm totally with you, those guys are gonna destroy us!" Rigby said. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, look! I have a surprise for you."
Pops pulls out Elizabethan-style costumes. "Tah-dah! I made matching uniforms for tonight!" He said, and the trio are in horror. "Pops, we can't do this." (Y/n) said. "What do you mean?" Pops asked. "Look, we're gonna lose!" (Y/n) said. "No, the power of poetry will d-" Pops began. "Pops, the power of poetry isn't even a thing!" Rigby shouted. "C'mon, Pops, this is dumb! We should just back out." Mordecai said.
"Well I don't have that option. Those gentleman called me and (Y/n) losers and I must set them straight." Pops said. "Yeah, but what if they're right? Uh, I mean-" (Y/n) elbowed Mordecai hard. "Ow!" "Fine, I'll do it your way." Pops drops the costumes. "I'll do it your way!" He runs away crying and screaming. "What if they're right?! Are you serious?!" (Y/n) asked angrily, feeling hurt. "I didn't mean that I swear!" Mordecai said. "Look, we hate the way they've been treating you but we'd totally lose against them!"
Rigby shouted. "No, you know what? Forget it, Rigby!" (Y/n) storms out. "(Y/n), wait!" Rigby sighs "Man, I feel kinda bad." He said. "I know, but Pops just doesn't get it! I mean Skips, you're not all into classical poetry, right?" Mordecai asked. "Eh, haikus, mostly." He replied. "Seriously?" Rigby asked in disgust. "Okay, but what're we supposed to do? If we dress up like idiots and go down to recite poetry against that crew, we'll be humiliated!" Mordecai said.
"Yeah, losers for life!" Rigby said. Skips pushes his bowl away. "I've lost my appetite." He skips away. The duo look down at the soup bowl. "Mordecai and Rigby. Friends don't let down other friends. You guys are losers." They read. "He has a point." Mordecai said. "Man, poetry's powerful stuff." Rigby said. The duo look at the costumes solemnly. Meanwhile a A beat starts playing as Pops goes against Alpha Dog in a rap battle. "Your attitude is unappealing some would say quite rude. Your shoes are colorful - not." Pops groans in frustration.
"C'mon tough guy, why are you tongue tied? Watch out everybody looks like grandpa's about to cry!" Alpha Dog said, and his group laughs. "Whether in righteous storms or the rainiest of days-" Mordecai began. "Huh?" (Y/n) asked. "-friends stick with friends through thick and thin always." Rigby finished. Pops and (Y/n) turn to see their friends wearing the outfits. "Mordecai, Rigby, you came!" He said. "We're sorry, guys, we were acting like fools." Mordecai said. "We hope you can forgive us for being complete tools." Rigby continued. "Your poems aren't lame, they're really works of art." Mordecai said. "If we gotta win this battle we gotta do it from the heart!" Rigby said. "Oh, thank goodness! Your way wasn't working at all!" Pops said,
and the four hugged. "So what up? Are will battlin' or have y'all smartened up?" Alpha Dog asked. (Y/n) and her best friends look at them with determination. "Hit it!" The trio shouted. "Let's do this!" Pops clicks his fingers. The Record starts playing, lights dim, and the crowd murmurs in awe. "Beauty's in the center of all that you see, simple yet complex and fully textured. And beauty be apart of all that you be, because you are the best rhymers that I've ever heard!" Pops rapped. Giant blue illusion of Crew-Crew appears, poofs and becomes 'The Best'. Crew-Crew gasp and the crowd murmurs in approval. "Aww yeah, they're into it!" (Y/n) said.
"Aw what!? Uh uh, this is real now." Demel-Ishun said. Pops' record scratches and Crew-Crew's starts playing. "Why you talking 'bout beauty, man, don't understand what's that got to do with you, you fool. You guys are like spoiled hams-" Rigby turns into a ham with a red glow. "Rigby!" (Y/n) shouted worriedly." -in a can-" Rigby turns into a can with a red glow. "-super bland, expiration date's overdue!" The crowd jeer, (Y/n), Mordecai and Pops pull Rigby out of the can. The record scratches and Pops' record starts playing again.
"The canning of meat is quite a sweet treat, so thanks for comparing us so. Your words are inspiring, my dear so concrete, you really put on quite a show!" Rigby said. The Show' comes out of Rigby's mouth and crush Demel-Ishun. The crowd jeers and Skips nods approvingly. Crew-Crew's beat plays, Blitz Comet runs up to Mordecai. "Okay, hold up, you wanna talk words and verse,
but your face is distracting, so ugly it bugs me, take care of that mess and sweep it under the rug please, so trust me, you're only taking matters from bad to worse, so the only solution is to turn around in reverse." Mordecai's head turns around. "A gift to us, a new perspective on things, life looking different from where you stand true? So much to discover so spread your wings and take flight for a birds eye view!" Blitz Comet sprouts wings and flies away. The crowd cheers.
"Okay, things be getting serious, you guys are delirious, are you hearing this? Talkin' 'bout positive things, but you ain't got no game, and it's plain to see, you're strange to me 'coz we be shining like diamonds, y'all be petty cash, nice mustache- " Conquistador appears glowing red and pulls at Pops' mustach. "Conquistador's been wanting it back, in fact what are you, a rat-" Rigby turns into a rat. "-a squirrel-" Rigby turns into a squirrel. "Some kinda fat meerkat who thinks he's rad-"
Rigby turns into a fat meerkat. "And look at that" Mordecai begins spewing blue glowing words out of his mouth. "-Your bird friend's dropping words absurd again, you spit a rhyme that exposes the nerd in him, if you think Alpha Dog is gonna lie down and let you win, your head be all inflated I guess just like a giant blimp." Pops' head turns into a blimp, crowd cheers wildly. "Okay, (Y/n), now it's your turn, finish them off!" Mordecai shouted. "Pound those jerks into dust!
You can do it, (Y/n)!" Rigby shouted. (Y/n) looks at them, then at Pops who nods at her. She then turns back to Alpha Dog. "It's been some time since I've felt this way, challenged by such worthy opponents. Your rhyme scheme is good but you're missing a few components. You may say things that are hurt or some things that will sting, but for you it's all just posturing. Look inside and be true to some real feelings and the world will be yours I'm assuring you.
So I thank you good sirs for this great contest-" a red beam comes out of her chest. "It's certainly been lots of fun, but there's nothing you can say to put me to rest, so really, I've already won." (Y/n) said. The beam explodes in Alpha Dog's face, and the crowd cheers. "We did it, we won!" (Y/n) said. "We're not losers!" Rigby said. "My, that was exhilarating! Thank you for standing by me, the power of poetry is nothing compared to the power of friendship!" Pops said. "No problem Pops." Mordecai said. "Yeah-yuh! I'm just glad no-one can call us losers now." Rigby said. "Hey losers, where'd you get those outfits? My mom's closet?" Muscle Man laughs and high-fives Hi Five Ghost. "I don't think that applies to everyone, Rigby." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, I guess not." Rigby said. "We should probably go change clothes." Mordecai said. "Good idea." (Y/n) sad.
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