Me: today, I hired us a new prankster

Yoda: me it is

Me: YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE

Yoda: sorry I am

Me: oh well, he is going to be pranking Obi Wan Kenobi

Yoda: best of luck wish me

Me: yes indeed

*Yoda switches to OWK*

Yoda: Nah nah, honey I'm good
I could have another but I probably shouldn't
I've got somebody at home

OWK: .........what?

Yoda: It's been a long night here, and a long night there
And these long, long legs are near everywhere

OWK: is this some kind of test or one of your confusing quotey lesson thingys

Yoda: Hold up now, you look good, I will not lie
But if you ask where I'm staying tonight I gotta be like

OWK: like what? I know where you live. Wow that sounds creepy

Yoda: Oh baby, no baby, you got me all wrong baby
My baby's already got all my love

OWK: Um, is the force trying to tell me something? Cause I seriously hope this is nothing serious gone wrong in that head of yours

Yoda: So nah nah, honey I'm good
I could have another but I probably shouldn't
I've got somebody at home, and if I stay I might not leave alone
No, honey I'm good, I could have another but I probably shouldn't
I've gotta bid you adieu and to another I will stay true

OWK: since when do you drink?! Honey?! WHAT?!😓

Yoda: I will stay true
(Hoo hoo wooh true) I will stay true
(Hoo hoo wooh true)
(Hoo hoo wooh)

OWK: ???? Are you feeling ok???? I honestly can never tell since you always look green

Yoda: Now better men than me have failed
Drinking from that unholy grail
Now check it out, I've got her and she got me
And you've got that, but I kindly gotta be like

OWK: ok, I'm coming to see you

Yoda: (No) Oh baby, no baby, you got me all wrong baby
My baby's already got all my love

OWK: why do you keep sending these weird messages?

Yoda: (I'm giving advice) So nah nah, honey I'm good
I could have another but I probably shouldn't
I've got somebody at home, and if I stay I might not leave alone
No, honey I'm good, I could have another but I probably shouldn't
I've gotta bid you adieu and to another I will stay true

OWK: what kind of advice? I'm already afraid to ask

Yoda: (mmm pay attention you should) I will stay true
(Hoo hoo wooh true) I will stay true
(Hoo hoo wooh true)
(Hoo hoo wooh)

OWK: I don't understand Master...

Yoda: Oh, I'm sure you, sure you will make somebody's night
But oh, I'll show you, show you it sure as hell's not mine

Oh no, honey I'm good
I could have another but I probably shouldn't
I've got somebody at home, and if I stay I might not leave alone
No, honey I'm good, I could have another but I probably shouldn't
I've gotta bid you adieu and to another I will stay

OWK: is it in some sort of code?

Yoda: (funny this is) Nah nah, honey I'm good
I could have another but I probably shouldn't
I've got somebody at home, and if I stay I might not leave alone
No, honey I'm good, I could have another but I probably shouldn't
I've gotta bid you adieu and to another I will stay true

OWK: what's funny and if you didn't notice you keep repeating yourself. WAIT!!!

Yoda: (figured it out have you?) I will stay true
(Hoo hoo wooh true) I will stay true
(Hoo hoo wooh true) I will stay true
(Hoo hoo wooh) I will stay

OWK: you wanted me to caught that you are repeating yourself😎

Yoda: (failed you have😒) Singing out oh oh oh oh oh (Hoo hoo wooh true)
Singing out oh oh oh oh oh (Hoo hoo wooh true)
Singing out oh oh oh oh oh (Hoo hoo wooh true)
Singing out oh oh oh oh oh (Hoo hoo wooh true)
I will stay true

OWK: then what, what are you trying to get me to see?

Yoda: Prank you I have😎😎😎

OWK: that was a prank....

Anakin: I was here the whole time laughing lol

Ahsoka: same

OWK: you got me there master

Yoda: :p