Style of Kitchen

Mike: Country/cowboy style.

Davy: Bold, cool 60s style.

Peter: Hippie, flowery, tie-dye colours.

Micky: Classic 50s with black and white tiled floors and photos of popular musicians.  

Problem with Kitchen

Mike: Wants to do everything himself, so the kitchen doesn't run smoothly. 

Davy: Too busy flirting with chicks to do much [or any] work.

Peter: Prices things really cheaply or allows customers to not pay if he feels sorry for them.

Micky: Sings constantly on the karaoke so no one actually gets any food and he end up with no money [and a lot of fans who come to see him sing].

Conversations with Gordon Ramsay

Mike

Gordon: Mike, you have to let other people help you! This f****** restaurant won't run its f****** self!!!

Mike: Look here, Buster, or whatever your name is, there's no need to yell and swear at me like that! I'll handle this restaurant by myself, thank you very much!

Gordon: But that's the whole f****** problem; you can't manage it alone!

Mike: *punches fist through wall* Yeah, well that could've been your face Mother f*****.

Davy 

Gordon:*pull Davy away from girl he's 'taking an order' from* You're supposed to be taking orders, not flirting!

Davy: Now, listen 'ere mate. *points at chick* Look, I'm just about to ask her out, so can you save your talk for later? Cheers. *pats Gordon on shoulder and walks back to chick*.

Peter

Gordon: What the f***?!? YOU LET HIM HAVE THAT FOR FREE, YOU F****** IDIOT!!!!!!!

Peter: *looks stunned for moment then starts crying loudly* I-I-I'm so-sorrry, I just fe-felt so bad f-for him!

Gordon: Just quit now. Get a job with animals or something. 

Peter: *nods, still crying*.

Micky

Micky: *doing a James Brown song on stage whilst girl fans stare up at him in wonder/love*

Gordon: STOP THAT NOW!!! What the f*** do you thing you're doing?!?

Micky: I'll be back in one moment, ladies. *jumps off stage and goes over smiling to Gordon*.

Gordon: What was that?!?

Micky: Me performing a James Brown song.

Gordon: I know that, but why?!? You should be working!!!

Micky: Well, my fans wanted more, so...

Gordon: Put it this way: it's either your job, or singing. 

Micky: *looks back at his fans, longingly* I think I'll choose singing then.

Gordon: *face-palms*

Dedicated to Monkee66 , who requested this and spent time telling me about Kitchen Nightmares so I could do this chapter. Please vote, follow and send requests to me! :)