Dear Diary,

I had nothing interesting to say to you these past few days so wala akong entry BUT I found something interesting today. Lester couldn't keep a secret to me. His eyes twitch whenever he's not telling the truth so when I asked him what he did this weekend and he said nothing, his eyes twitched and I knew... I just knew... something happened.

So with Jess and Migs' help, I urged Lester to confess.

Guess what?

He went to my province again. Turns out he was still in touch with my biatch of a cousin. They hooked up again and yeah, something happened AGAIN.

Can you believe it?

Lester's becoming a man!

So ayun nga, Lester fessed up that he's becoming confused again. I found it equally disturbing that he stared at Jess' boobs longer than he was used to doing. And he kept on staring into space. Tinorture ko tuloy sya.

I keep on dropping Eliza's name on every conversation with him. He flinches every time.

Tell me diary, anong klaseng kamandag meron ang hitad kong pinsan at pati bakla ay naaakit nya?

Medyo inggit,

Ingrid

P.S.  Sorry bukambibig ko si Lester. I'm still baffled, you know.