This my friends, is the definition of a shit post

Note: Yes, halo tribute is coming. Those type of chapters take time, and It'll be done when it's done. That is why I am posting this shorter chapter, so there's not a big lapse in chapters.

Ruby: so, what's next?

View: Next, is a series of smaller videos, so buckle up

The scene opens up on a rather still looking Jaune, wearing a grey powdered wig and weird red clothes. It looked rather fancy for the blond boy to he wearing, he also spoke in a weird accent

Jaune: own a musket for self defense, cause that's what the founding fathers intended. 

Yang spit her drink out and laughed

Yang: What the hell is he wearing? A wig?

Blake chuckled along with yang

Blake: that's the stuff you see in museums! What's he wearing?

View: it's a old timey traditional dress, it's what all soldiers used to wear.

Winter raised an eyebrow

Winter: soldiers wore those? How could they move, it looks so restrictive.

The scene shifts to four PNG looking people breaking into Jaunes house

Jaune: four ruffians break into my house, what the devil? As I grab my powered wig and Kentucky rifle

Pyyhra held back a laugh

Pyyhra: Ruffians?

View: an insult, a very old one, but an insult none the less.

Velvet whispered  to her partner

Velvet: why do they look so, weird?

Coco shrugged

Jaune: I blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man.

The mans eyes grew comically large as the musket ball travled through his chest

Man: Nani?

Nora: Pfffft! That's an amazing last word!

Jaune: then I draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely cause it's smoothboard.

The musket ball misses the second man by a mile and soars across the field

Jaune: and nails the neighbors dog

A very very PNG looking picture of a dog was shown with a golf ball flying towards him

Ruby: No! Not the dog! He was so young!

Jaune: I have to resort to the cannon mounted on the stairs, loaded with grape shot.

The cannon fires what looks to be actually grapes

Goodwitch: wha-why-who puts a cannon on the top of their stairs?!

Tai: better question, who loads a cannon with actual grapes?!

Jaune: tally ho lads! The grape shot shreads two men in the blast, the sound and shrapnel set off car alarms.

Jaune: Fix bayanote and charge the last terrified rapsxalaen, he bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive. Since triangular wounds are impossible to stitch up, just as the founding fathers intended!

Juniper, who is in complete shock, chocks out a few words

Juniper: wha- why does he know that?!

View chuckles a bit as the scene ends, and he puts the next one in

The scene opens on sun, Neptune, Ren and Jaune sitting in a circle talking to one another. Neptune turns to Jaune

Neptune: next time your mom comes into your room like that, you take the headset off, and look her dead in the eyes and say. Mom, fuck off

Jaune smiled

Jaune: yeah let me try

Jaune ran out of the room

Neptune: wait you don't have t-

Jaunes voice could be heard from the hallway of beacon

Jaune: Oi mom! Fuck off!

Neptune went pale as he slowly turned to meet the gaze of jaunes mother

Neptune: M-M-M Ma'am, I-I would never!

Junipers glare didn't soften

Sun: where the hell did we find this kid?

Sun pointed to Jaune who was laying on the ground

Jaune: my mom threw me out the window when I was a kid cuz she thought I looked funny, then you guys just sorta picked me up. I remember that very vividly

Sun spit his drink out and laughed so hard he fell on the ground

Juniper: I would never!

View: it's a a joke don't worry.

Real sun was in a similar state to other sun, laying on the ground laughing

Sun: What the hell is that answer!

The next scene shows Ren passing back in forth infront of the battle ready Sun Neptune and Jaune

Ren: Ok listen up men, if we stick to the plan we should be f-

He is cut off by Jaune who-

Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH!

He sprints out the door swinging his sword like a mad man

Sun: Jaune!

Neptune looks out the door

Neptune: oh Jesus!!

Sun: Jaune what are you doing?!

Weiss covered her ears

Weiss: Jesus he can scream!

Pyhrra: What is his plan?!

The next scene shows Jaune, sun, Ren and Neptune standing on a mountain

Sun: do you got your special helmet? Your not aloud to be up here without your special helmet?

Jaune: no but I do have my dog attack!

He turns and tackles Ren onto the ground

Saphron: wha- what does that have to do with helmets?!

The next scene shows Neptune struggling to climb a ladder, while Jaune Ren and sun wait for him

Sun: just climb the ladder!

Neptune: how do I climb the ladder?

Jaune: just climb the fucking ladder You dislexsix apricot of a fucking human!

Ren chuckled as sun responded

Sun: he's just trying to climb the ladder dude! Relax man!

Jaune: it's like watching a toddler with Parkinson's trying to aim a squirt gun! It's painful!

Ren: well he's very, thorough with his insults.

The next and final scene shows Ren Neptune and sun staring at horror at Jaune

Neptune: what have you become Jaune!

Jaune steps out of his room, painted all Purple

Jaune: they said, I could become anything! SO I BECAME A WINE BOTTLE!

That's a good place to end it, as I said earlier, halo tribute is in the works, this is just a small thing I wanted to write so there wasent a big drought without chapters again. Anyways that's it, Epsilon logging off