( you all know what time it is)

Ruby: I liked that last one! Jaunes weapons were so cool!

Blake: it was a bit bloody though.

View: don't worry! You'll all love is one!

Mercury: last time you said that, we got rickrolled.

He says while glaring at the floating ball of light that was View.

View: trust me on this one.

The scene opens up on Jaune siting ya his desk watching anime. He takes a shoebox out, where inside he has a gun.

Jaune: finally I can get my revenge.

Junipers eyes widen in horror at the scene before him. Her son was taking out a gun!

Jumiper: you said this was gonna be a nice one!

View: just watch.

The fort burst open and a man in Crusader armor runs in. Armed with a shotgun

Ren: what is this! I though I said no anime!

Jaune; it's not anime it-

Ren: what is it!

Jaune: it's, it's. You know what!

He pulls out the gun

Jaune: not this time! Not this fuckin time!

Nora takes Ren into a giant bear hug

Nora: RENNY! you have such weird armor!

Ren: why are me and Jaune fighting?

Pyyhra: there gonna shoot each other! You said this one is a nice one!

View: this one is a comedy, don't test it like it makes senses, it doesn't.

Goodwitch; that does make more sense.

Jaune attempts to shoot Ren, but he kicks the gun out of his hand. Jaune looks up into the barrel of the shotgun.

Ren: NO ANIME!!

Jaune: AHHHHHHHHHH!

Roman: what! We don't see the kid get Merked! That's dumb!

Ozpin: you wanted to see him get shot?

Roman: kinda....

Yang chuckles

Yang: ok, that was kinda funny.

Blake: I agree, though it is troubling to see Jaune get shot. I'm glad we didn't see that.

The scene open on Jaune once again watching anime. Ren comes down the stairs

Ren: SON!!

Jaune: ah fuck! Yeah!

Ren: so I've just woken up recently and I've been wondering, why are you still living here?

Jaune: dad I'm trying to watch my anime!

Ren: you've been reading heresy! With your anime body wifu pillows! And you not studying! It's about time I show you show respect!

Qrow; the kids screwed.

John: not studying and not showing respect? Is our son like that in real life?

Blake: no, while his grades aren't as high as some people here. He's very respectful and study's a lot.

Jaune: dad you beat me enough!

Ren points to a sword

Ren; pick up that sword right now!

Jaune: no you beat me!

Ren: pick it up!

He picks it up and they begin to duel.

Jaune: Fuck you fuck you fuck you!

Ren knocks the sword out of his hand

Jaune: fuck fuck!

He throws a can at his father, and it bounced offf his armor.

Everyone in the audience minus a few chuckled at the scene. As nervous as they were, it was funny.

Tai: at least he tried?

Jaune: like that jackass?

His father comes towards him with his sword.

Jaune: AHHHHHHH

Yang: HAHAHAHAHAH! This is funny!!

Weiss: that dunce can't fight anyways, he had no chance against Ren.

Raven: seems the sister are quite alike.

Winter. What's that supposed to mean?

Raven: oh you know what it means.

Ren barges into the living room

Ren: son? Have you been reading heresy recently?

He throws a book onto the floor

Ren: unacceptable!

Jaune: AAAHHHHHHH!

Velvet burst out into giggles.

Velvet: I liked that one.

Coco: they still need help in there fashion sense.

Jaune: finally I get some alone time to read.

Ren jumps into the room

Ren: SON! WHAT ARE YOU READING!

Jaune: the Bible!

Ren: what! Give me that!

He grabs the book, where on the front taped on it a peice of paper. Reading "holy bible"

Neptune: no way he's fooled by that! It's so obvious it's just a piece of paper!

Ren: your right. It is the Bible

Jaune: of course I'm right!

Ren: I'm sorry.

Jaune: yeah you better be!

Ren walks off, but stops and turns around.

Ren: WAIT JUST A SECOND!

He grabs the book and tears off the paper. There revealing another price of paper, reading "Heresy"

Mercury: he's screwed.

Emerald; oh really? Thank god your here because none of us realized that!

Mercury: shut up...

Ren: WHATS THIS!!

He throws it down the Stairs.

Jaune: wait that's my book!

Ren picks up a shotgun and cocks it

Jaune: WHATDAEEEEEEEEE
(Not a typo)

Sun: HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! What's that noise!

Summer: ha! Qrow remember-

Qrow: NO I DONT!

Tai: wait what?

Qrow: NOTHING!