A man at a bar asks for a beer. The barman says,"Sure that'll be one dollar." "One dollar," exclaims the man. Reading menu, he says,"Could I have steak and salad?" "Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars." "Two dollars?" Cries the man. "You're kidding. Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman replies,"Upstairs with my wife." The man asks,"What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The barman answers,"The same thing I'm doing to his business."