Hello again, I know that most of you are probably sulking at me for writing another Frozen parody, but @feathertailsilver (wow, really, we had no idea!) requested this and i think it'll be hilarious xD

By the way, I should probably reaffirm that---*three masked ninjas show up and drag me away*

Me: NO NO I'm not I"M NOT I PROMISE TAURIEL I LOVS 

Ninjas: To the execution!

Me: NO TAURIEL 

Well, anyway. Here it is! *gets gagged + blindfolded*

Tauriel: Okay, can I say something crazy?

Orc: I love crazy! *puppy eyes*

Tauriel: All my life has been a series of rules in my face---and suddenly I bump into you!

Orc: I was thinking the same thing! Cause like:

 I've been searching so long for someone to taste

Wait-Did I say that out loud? I didn't mean to!

Tauriel: But with youuuuu

Orc: And fondueeeee

Tauriel: I found my placeeeee

Orc: Do you have any butter?

Tauriel: Shh, we're supposed to be singing!

Both: And it feels like my life is finally saaaaved!

Love is an open CAAAAAVE

Love is an open CAAAAAVE

Love is an open CAAAAAVE

Tauriel: With you

Orc: I like you

Tauriel: With...Awh! I like you too!

Orc: With you

Love is an open cave....

Orc: I mean, I'm evil

Tauriel: What?

Orc: We finish each other's

Tauriel: LEFTOVERS!

Orc: That's what I was going to say!

Tauriel: I've never met somebody

Orc: What? A body?

Both: Who thought so much like me!

Jinxs! Jinks ag-

Orc: DON'T JINX IT!!

Tauriel: *rolls eyes*

Both: Our severe mental degredation

Can only have one explanation

Orc: You!

Tauriel: And I! 

Orc: Were

Tauriel: Just

Both: meant to beeeeeeeee!

Tauriel: Say goodbye!

Orc: GOODBYE!!!

Both: To our murderous pasts!

Tauriel: Wait, what?

Orc: SHH

Both: We don't have to kill anyone named Dave!!!

Tauriel: Who's Dave?

Orc: No idea, but it rhymed...

Tauriel: Awh! You're so cute!

Love is an open CAAAAAAAVE

Love is an open CAAAAAVE 

Life can take you to the graveeee!

Love is an open cave......

Orc: Can I say something crazy!

Tauriel: *giggle* *blush*

Orc: Will you move in with me into my cave and we can hunt people and revenge our forefathers and possibly love each other?

Tauriel: *blushing* Can I say something crazier? YES!!!!

Sorry I improvised a lot xD Hope you liked it!