So, you don't need to read this, you can just continue on your merry way into the first chapter. But if you care, here's my motivations and eventual goals for writing this story.

First of all, it's hilarious. The idea of a story centered around a discord mod and an e-kitten is straight comedy gold. And truth be told, that is the biggest reason.

Secondly, my main story (The God's Cross World) is an actual serious project. Meaning I have to do grotesque stuff like plotting, thinking and story boarding. And that's cool and all, but really exhausting. This is a much simpler story where I can more enjoy writing it from time to time, a side project if you will.

And lastly, I've seen some other stories with this idea, but all of them simply take the piss out of the concept instead of actually building from it. I get why, it's a generally a braindead plot point. I, however, am even more braindead than the concept of the story, and have decided to take on the challenge of making an actual story that resonates with people.

My goal - hopefully - is to have you entering this book disgusted, yet intrigued. And have you exiting it in awe of the brilliance of the plot, characters, and stuff of the sort. You will bawl the hardest you ever have since Endgame. And you WILL... donate hard cash to me, probably. So without further ado, shoo. Get into the story.