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A/N I'm sorry for being late, I know i took an eternity, I guess that's how long it takes to fix problems. Hope you enjoy!

Skylars POV

okay so this happened.......again

i blame you author *glares*

author:- meee?!? what the hell did i do.

ya i mean like i got kidnapped like three times already. i'm beginning to think there'll be more... mhm.

author:- welllllll.....

ugh just tell me what will happen.

author:- you can't knooow now get back to telling the story....

Anyway so ya, I can't see nothing, nor can I hear anything.

I've been sitting in here for about four hours I think, And I don't know what's going on.

But somethings telling me I got abducted by aliens I'm pretty sure I'm not from this planet. Ya.

when the sound of footsteps took over the silence, I froze.

a *creak* could be heard, behind me, i thought that must have been a metal door being opened. i hear it close. two footsteps could be heard one stopped, the other continued, then stopped. deafening silence.

"uhh hello from the other siiiiiiiide" i sang feeling awkward and bored.

"yo!" he or she said behind me.

"um whaaa?"

"so we kidnapped you, you might have heard about us were the guys" by the voice i'm guessing it could be a guy, though i might be wrong.

"wait the guys?" i asked sounding surprised.

"ha yes, yes we are" he replied cockily.

and then i lost it i busted out laughing.

"seriously the guys, you know getting kidnapped by gangs is getting pretty amusing; and i have made a conclusion y'all are dumb. and who the f*ck calls their gang the guys. pffft." i continued laughing.

"shut up and listen" he said, " we kidnapped you-"

"no kidding" i scoffed.

"anyways don't you wanna know why we kidnapped you?" he asked.

"nooooo, i don't wanna know why you people, oh sorry 'you guys', have me tied up in a chair facing the wall talking to an idiot" i say sarcastically.

"well my name is henry, i'm the leader, and we kidnapped you to sell you t-"

"excuse you, sell me!? b#tch i'm priceless"

"ya nope, see theres this gang that apparently is looking for a blue haired girl who's named Skylar, and they've got big bucks on you, so we are going to sell you to this gang by this Friday."

"can you turn me around?" i asked. completely ignoring what he first said.

"Why?"

"So I can see who this dumb f*ck I'm talking to is"

"Okay Whatever, you can turn around" he said.

I sighed "And that proves my statement, that's it, HOW THE F*CK DO YOU WANT ME TO TURN AROUND IM TIED UP IN THIS STUPID ASS CHAIR TALKING TO A STUPID ASS PERSON AND EVERY TIME I HEAR YOU SPEAK I FEEL LIKE IM LOSING MY F**king brain cells, GOSH, AND BY THE WAY IM NOT SOME FREAKIN JACKI SHAN BUT I CAN BEAT YOUR ASS OR ASSES I AIN'T JUDGING BUT LISTEN UP IM GETTING TIRED AND I CANT TAKE YOUR STUPIDITY NO MORE HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE, OH SORRY DON'T TAKE THAT AS A CHALLENGE, PLEASE, SERIOUSLY DID A UFO DROP YOU ON THIS PLANET, PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE COMING BACK TO GET YOU, CAUSE IF THEY'RE NOT COMING BACK LETS JUST PRAY FOR YOU CHILDREN THAT THIS STUPIDITY OF YOURS DOES NOT GET PASSED DOWN TO THEM, DID THE ALIENS DROP YOU HERE TO TEST OTHER PEOPLES ANGER MANAGEMENT, AND IF IM ONE OF THEM ALIENS THEN I'D BETTER BE AS DUMB AS YOU!!!"
I lost it.

"Dang..."

"You know what I'm sorry just turn me around please" I said out of breath, "and get me some water I'm out of breath"

"Alex go get her a bottle of water" he said, followed by the sound of fading footsteps.

he finally turned me around, and ya basically their was this door that was opened and it leads to the stairs, and lets not talk about what the dude looked like, but he was good looking and tall very tall.

i heard the sound of footsteps coming from the door.

"Wow a big ass head, yet a tiny brain" i thought.

"Yah!! For your information I graduated" he says offended, I didn't realize I said that out loud.

I scoffed "graduated what? From the school of dumb dumbs."

He gasped dramatically with his hand on his chest "I am offended."

I gasped mimicking his act "i'm surprised you know that word."

"Ha ha ha very funny."

"Hey, here's the water" another guy came down the stairs holding a water bottle.

I gasped "Alex?"

He looked up, and his eyes widened, but he didn't speak he just held a finger to his lips in a shushing way.

"Alex? who's Alex?" Henry asked, "this is Alexander." He pointed at Alex, wow I really feel sorry for the guy.

"Ahhhhhh HENRYY!!! GREG BURNED THE BACON!! MY KITCHENS BURNING, NOT MY PRECIOUS FOOD HOME HENRY YOU BETTER COME UP HERW AND HELP ME KILL GERG UHH I MEAN PUT OFF THIS FIRE." someone shouts could be heard.

"Aw dang not again" Henry sighed, "Alexander you stay here and keep an eye on this smurf." He said as he ran upstairs.

"I am not a smurf!!" I screamed at his retreating figure.

"Explain Alexander." I said, looking at Alex, "why are you here?"

"Look I really has nothing to do with this, Henry is a childhood friend along with his gang and they told me they needed help with something, didn't think they'd mean this" he said as held his hands up in the air.

"Wait your telling me that idiot friend of yours is your boss, and you been cheating on Xavier?" I asked

"No I'm not apart of their gang, I'm just a friend and I was hanging out with them, and what do you mean by cheating on Xavier??" He is confusion.

"In a boss kind of way, you get what I mean?"

"Nah"

"Omg you just made it worse you idiot!!" Another set of shouting could be heard from upstairs.

"What the hell is going on up there??" I asked

"Oh Greg burnt down the kitchen" Alex said casually.

"Oh that reminds me one time I was home alone-"

"Oh no"

"And so I wanted to eat galaxy but melted, so I forgot to take the plastic off and I put it in the microwave with the plastic on and so it lit up, the fire was spreading like crazy, so I went to the basement to get the fur extinguisher, when I put the fire out I was too late the kitchen already burned down"

"Um"

"Checked that off my bucket list!"

"What? You putting a fire out."

"Nah dude, burning down a kitchen."

"And you call my friends dumb"

"What'd you say?" I asked glaring at him.

"Nothing" he said, " but seriously I gotta get you outta here, before they come back, it's night so we'll be able to sneak out the back and we'll take my car I'll bring you back to the gangs house."

He untied me, and we left out the back .

I felt a hand grab my neck and pull me against them, as a gun was held to my head.

"Skylar" Alex screamed as he took out his own gun pointing it towards the culprit, "let her go!!"

"No, your gonna let go of that gun before I-" he stopped talking when he groaned.

I kicked him in his nut sack, and took his gun, " ha haaa that's what you get"

Well I regretted saying that when I look up and see Alex passed out with a foot stepped on his chest, and guys surrounding him.

When one came from the back and smirked as my eyes widened.

"Surprise" Tyler said.

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Would you rather:-

Live without a kitchen

Or live without the living room
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?Questions?
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