"(Y/N), you know what you could do." Daichi suggested over the phone.

"No, no there has to be another way to catch this guy and keep my dignity." I respond, staring at my board filled with pictures and evidence.

"And that way would be?" He asks condescendingly.

My eyes squint at the board, trying to figure out what I'm missing. After a few minutes, I sigh in exasperation.

"Fine. Fine. He kills mutants, right? Then let's give him a mutant."

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I stared at myself in the mirror, appalled at how I looked. It wasn't bad, just... different.

I thought about what my life has come to, before remembering it's Friday. I take out my phone and text Kaminari.

4:26
Hey Kaminari, I just wanted
to tell you that I might not make it
tonight.
If I do, I'll be late, so don't wait
up for me ok?

4:28
That's fine! Why are you going
to be late?
If you don't mind me asking.

4:29
A scumbag is killing prostitutes
down on Seventh. I intend to catch
him before the nights out, by all
means necessary.

4:30
A valid reason. Hope you can make it!

Slipping my phone in my bag, I turn in the mirror, making sure I look perfect from all angles.

Well fuck me. I'd fuck me.

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There it is. The car that I've been searching for this whole night. Four hours of walking up and down streets in five inch heels, telling men to get lost.

He slows to a stop beside where I'm walking and rolls down his window. I walk over, swaying my hips.

Is this how to look sexy?

I lean into his open window, making sure to push my tits up farther then they already are.

"Hey handsome, need some company?" I ask.

"Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty lonely. Have a seat." He says. I smile.

"Awesome."

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"You bitch!" He screamed at me. He thrashed against the policemen's arms, the lights flashing in his face. "You tricked me!"

I turn away, walking towards an officer that held my bag. Sitting down on the curb, I take off my heels, replacing them with tennis shoes.

I look up to see other women, dressed as I was, being held back by policemen, trying to see what was going on. One caught my eye.

"Did you catch him?" She asks. I walk over, seeing that she's crying. Her pale purple skin makes her darker gills pop.

"I did. You're safe from him." I explain, smiling a bit at her.

Her and many other mutants exclaim in joy, hugging each other and rejoicing. "Thank you! Thank you!" They scream at me, and my heart warms knowing I saved some more lives.

After a few more words, I grab my phone, calling Kaminari. It's only 9:03, so I'm not that late.

He picks up after one ring.

"(L/N)! Is everything ok?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine it's fine, the guy is in custody. So if I'm still welcome, I can still make it."

"Of course you're still welcome!" He exclaims.

I look down at my attire.

"It'll be a bit, I have to get this outfit off."

"Just come in whatever you're wearing, I'm sure it's fine."

"I ended up going under cover so I'm dressed at a prostitute." I explain dryly.

"You're kidding."

"Kaminari, I'm currently in a purple wig, pink contacts, heels higher than my self-esteem, and a dress shorter than my patience. I have on a fake tail and fake horns, plus a face of glam makeup. I'm not sure it's appropriate." I say, laughing.

"I triple dog dare you to come dressed at you are." He says.

"Triple dog dare me? You skipped every other dare, and went straight for the killer! Chargebolt don't play." He laughs.

"Nope."

"Fine, I won't change. But if one of you gets a boner, it's not my fault." It takes a while for Kaminari to calm down after that one, but when he does, he says goodbye, leaving me to make my trip to The Grove.

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"Ma'am, I'm not sure this is the place you're meant to be." I sigh, tired of this woman. She was giving me a hard time about my outfit. Finally, I flash my badge and I'm let through.

The Grove is filled with plants, fake and real, plus couples trying to have a nice date night. All this combined caused the air to smell of earth and sex. I walked past tables, causing men and women alike to stare at me.

Finally I see the group I'm here to be with and Kaminari waves me over.

Sero almost spit out his drink. "Whoa—"

"Holy hell." Mina says, stretching her shirt collar and whistling.

"What the hell are you wearing?!" Bakugo screeched.

"(L/N)! Looking good!" Kirishima exclaimed, making me melt a little bit. He lifted me up, even when I was dressed as I was.

"Hey! This is even better than what I was expecting!" Kaminari said, laughing the whole time. I slid in the booth next to Kirishima, laughing with him.

"It's your fault I'm dressed like this."

"Did he make you dress like this?" Bakugo asked, eyes flaming with anger.

"No, I was already dressed like this for a job. Kaminari over here simply didn't want me to change."

"A job?" Sero asks.

"I was undercover as a prostitute to catch a killer. Almost got raped in the process, but that's fine." I say, brushing it off.

"Almost?" Mina exclaims. "Fine? That is the opposite of fine!"

"You won't believe the shit I've been through for this job. The list is long. So anyway, what was going on before I got here?" I ask.

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We all laughed, walking down the street. We were heading home, them to the neighborhood they lived in together and I to my apartment.

"Hey (L/N), can I talk to you a sec?" Sero asks. I slow down so that I'm in the back of the group with him.

"What's up?" His face flashes in my memory, along with the scent of whiskey on his hands that night.

"That night at the party... I wanted to clarify what happened. Did I..." he pauses, looking down. "kiss you?"

"Yes you did. But you were drunk, so I'm not that mad." I say, smiling to myself. He did remember. Kinda.

"I wasn't lying you know. When I said you were pretty." He blurts out, fidgeting with his elbow.

"Well you could have said so without alcohol, but thank you. You're pretty handsome yourself." He flushes at my comment, and I catch his eye.

It's fine, keep calm, keep calm. Really attractive woman thinks you're handsome. Keep calm.

I chuckle. "Hey Sero?" He hums in response, avoiding my gaze. "You can call me (Y/N) you know." His eyes immediately dart up, widening.

"Hey (L/N), is this your building?" Kirishima asks me from the front of the group. My eyes not leaving Sero, I said it was and walked to the front steps.

"Thank you guys for a great night. We should do it again." I say, smiling.

Everyone agrees and we say our goodbyes, Sero's eyes not leaving me once.