-Namjoon-

Suuuuup

It's eleven at night!!
Don't you have practice tomorrow!?

Probably

What the hell do you mean "probably"
Is something wrong???

Yeah...
I'm out of marshmallows for hot cocoa...
I've been crying since nine...

I could go get you more dumbass!

But those ones were special...
Irreplaceable...
I helped them slide their panties off...       (-n-)

What the hell are you smoking!?

JaEgErMeIsTeR BiTcH

I'm coming over

- Yoongi -

Sup grandpa?

Shut the 🦆 up
If I'm a grandpa then you are a gold digger
Sugar daddy..?

What the fuck?

Are you fucking eighty five year old men behind my back?

God no
That is fucking disgusting Min Yoongi

Ooooh..! She's pulling out the full names!!!
She probably learned that from her "daddy"
"Grand-daddy"

Ew
You are a disgusting man

Sure am
I'm lathered in cocoa butter and molesting a microwave
But you and your Grand-Daddy tops the cake
I guess you like balls that scrape the floor...

What the hell is your problem!?!?

My whiskey is burning my throat, that's what.

Go figure...

- Hoseok -

Heeeeeerrrrrrrrooooooo

Hi babe!!! ❤️
How's your evening?

Well.....
After the room stopped spinning and I found my underwear it has been going great!!!
❤️

What?
Why did you lose your underwear in the first place?
Wait... WHaT!?!!?!?

Jimin and I have been downing shots and shit yknow...

Language Oppa

Sorrry
Yeah, anyways, there was this swimming pool in the bathroom full of liquor and prostitutes...
Turns out that they were mannequins

Where the hell are you?

Upstairs

No you aren't!!!
I haven't heard a thing!!!

That's because Jiminie and I are spies
Duh

- Jin -

Where the hell is my pink princess dress?

You mean MY prom gown from two years ago?
Nunya

Nunya.!?

Ye, nunya business

That's not on any maps
Google search won't give me AnSwErS
Why would you put it in a different country!?!?!?

...
Are you high..?

No!!!
I'm late for the fucking ball!!!
Where the fuck is my ball gown!?!?

I always knew you loved balls

Damn straight

Nah man...
Damn straight is for men who like tacos...

I lost my Jack Daniels now too!!!

That would explain a lot...