-Jungkook-

Ayyy
Whatcha doing?

Cleaning up a little
You?

Wishing I was with you...

Come over then Kookie, I could use the extra help

But I can't...
My girlfriend Eunri would get jealous...

Well idiot
I have been your friend since grade school so...
Get your ass up and come over...

Well then if you say so! 😉

What was that emoji for?

😉
😉😉

Seriously Kook, wtf?

Cmon y/n
You know...
👅💦
🍆💦💦

You do realize you're texting y/n not Eunri, right?

Yeah
Eunri and I are on break so...

You're a disgusting man!
I'm not a fucking booty call, I'm your best friend!
Make up with your fucking girlfriend so you can get pussy you dog...

-Taehyung-

Y/N!!!!!!!!

TAEHYUNG!!!!!

The teacher gave me a hard assignment in math!!!!
Come help me with it!!!!

Busy
Sorry

Awwwwwwwwwwww
But I though that we were friends!!!!

We are, silly!!!!!
I am dog sitting rn..!

Bring the dog over then!!!!
Actually, don't
We don't need to scar it for life...

I know! Math is dangerous, we should assassinate it!!!

Not math smarty...
I meant what I'm gonna do to you when we get distracted...

...Cook..?
...Look up memes..?
I'm confuzzeled

When we do the fucks

No

Aww y/n cmon..!
Message failed to send

HEY!!!
Message failed to send

FuCk
Message failed to send

-Jimin- (well known playboi)

justaslut- On a scale from One to America, how free are you tonight?

North Korea

justaslut- Fuck you too

-Rap Mon.-

U no expensive girl?

No..?

Seriously y/n!?
It's one of mah songs..!

I'm into rock
I've told you this thousands of times Joon...

I thought that you'd at least try and listen to some of my music... 😑

<~Shrugs~>
Oops

"Just take it off now girl, take it off"
It's legit a meme...

It sounds gross...

Aww cmon... I'm just tryna help you slide your panties off!

EWMYGOD JOON WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

IT WAS A JOKE RELATED TO THE LYRICS!!!

LYRICS THAT I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!!!!

-Suga- (well known playboy)

schoolwhore- ayyyyy
schoolwhore- Who is Asian, has two magical hands, and is ready for some fun?

A hungry ass whore who's gonna starve.

schoolwhore- INCORRECT! It's me
schoolwhore- Wait...

I can't make one for Hobi... he's just too precious and innocent to me...

-Jinnnnnnnnnn-

Sup
Wanna come over and cook?

Sure!
What are we making?

Love

Actually, I'm good
No thanks