This is for my girl Bryanna...
Bry and J-Hope..! Omo I'm laughing too hard rn..!

     Bryanna looks at the text she's just received and weighs her options of whether or not to answer. The text says: Hey there, I didn't know pretty girls like you used this app. She was nervous about this text in particular because of the account being private.
     She uses a texting app called SingleMingle (totally fake btw) and gets texts from guys all the time but never from a private account. She's heard around that people who use private accounts are just perverts looking to get their dicks wet and she doesn't want to be prey for some pervy Mcperv...
     Before she can make up her mind, another text comes in: Why won't you text me back..? I'm not ugly or anything.
     He then sends a picture.

     Another text comes in as she takes in the picture and who it is: That's me at one of the fan signs...
     She chokes on her spit and decides to text back. You're Jhope of BTS!?!?
     Instead of answering the guy on the other end sends an invite to FaceTime with him. Bryanna is so shocked that she immediately presses the answer button, not thinking that it could be a scam.
     She stares at the pineapple on the screen.
     "Yo mama," it says through a hole in its side ,"we ain't got no time! They're conin' fo'm-"
     The next second she knows, the pineapple had blown up into a million pieces.
     Before she had time to react  the beginning theme of Spongebob begins to play outside her door before it is busted down and she is kidnapped by Bob the builder.