Suggestion from why_do_i_try_this I had to freaking re-write this because my Wattpad is a stupid hoe and deleted this chapter!!!! It was funny before and I had to start over. Hopefully it's still just as funny. That's why this request was delayed. So very sorry. -yoitsme108 p.s. honestly so triggered at how much my Wattpad has been glitching lately.... ok! On to the shipping! Going off of memory here.

Yoitsme108: don't get mad at me..... but I ship this.

Thrawn: ok first of all. What is with that picture above?! Seriously?

Yoitsme108: I figured Vader would like it.

Vader: *rolls eyes under mask*

Yoitsme108: sooooo, Vader! What do you think of Thrawnie boi?!

Thrawn: Thrawnie boi?!

Yoitsme108: you heard me.

Vader: loud and clear.

Yoitsme108: ok what eves. Thrawnie boi?! Whats your opinion on Vader?!

Thrawn: he's-

Vader: no! She will take anything you say and turn it into a whole new direction.

Thrawn: ok?

Yoitsme108: don't listen to Vader! He doesn't know anything.

Thrawn: I wouldn't say he doesn't know anything. Vader knows some stuff.

Vader: Yeah, I know stuff.

Yoitsme108: stuff like your true feelings for Thrawn?

Vader: no!

Yoitsme108: just kiss him.

Thrawn: He has a mask.

Vader: you all act like I can't take off the mask.

Yoitsme108: Sorry sir 'I complain alot'

Vader: not my name.

Yoitsme108: whatever. Prove your point. Take off that mask and kiss him!

Thrawn: no!

Vader: no!

Yoitsme108: party poppers.

Vader: the correct term is 'people that know how to use consent'.

Yoitsme108: then consent to each other!!!!

Thrawn: that's like the opposite of what we're saying!!!!

Yoitsme108: I don't care!!

Thrawn: do you even know what consent is???

Yoitsme108: yes! I can obviously see in both your eyes that you want it!!!!

Vader: you can't even see my eyes.

Thrawn: I'm not going to kiss Vader.

Yoitsme108: I hate you both.

Thrawn: I'm still going to sleep like a baby tonight.

Vader: me too.

Yoitsme108: you two gonna sleep together perhaps???

Vader: no!

Yoitsme108: *stomps foot* obey me!! Listen to me!!!!

Thrawn: no.

Yoitsme108: fine. *leaves*

Vader: the relief in my ears is very much loved.

Thrawn: me too.

Yoitsme108: *yells from afar* I CAN HEAR YOU TWO AGREEING ON THINGS! ITS CUTE!

Thrawn and Vader: *face palm*

Thrawns rating: 0/10
Vader's rating: 0/10
Yoitsme108s rating: 5/10

If you're reading this, congrats! Wattpad didn't delete this chapter! Sorry, I'm just really salty at all the problems Wattpad has had lately. thanks for reading though🙏🏻 what Wattpad hasn't deleted that is... ugh, so triggered. Bye now. Before I go on a ten minute rant. -yoitsme108