Requested by -kylos-baby- thanks buddy chum pal.

Yoitsme108: well, the pic above, we all know that's obvi my favorite of bae. Like, ugh, I use it for a lot of things.

Sexe Space Boi: ugh, why this name?

Yoitsme108: because it was everybody's favorite.

Sexe space boi: *mutters* I dunno why.

Yoitsme108: So, you and that light saber?

Sexe space boi: I loooveeee my light saber. It's so unique❤️

Yoitsme108: So was Darth Mauls.

Sexe space boi: mine is better.

Yoitsme108: everyone complains how it has those two peg things on it, but I think it's a good idea.

Sexe space boi: Why?

Yoitsme108: because, learn from good ol uncle Luke!

It protects ze hands from being cut off.

Sexe space boi: oh, that makes sense. I put it there for fun but if everyone thinks that, I'll stick with that. Can't have my hand cut off now, can I?

Yoitsme108: that would be pretty tragic. I would have to hold a robotic hand instead.

Sexe space boi: ha! No. You were never holding anything. You may have tricked Hux into marrying you, but I won't be tricked into anything.

Yoitsme108: ma boi Armitage wanted to marry me.

Sexe space boi: oh I'm sure he did.

Yoitsme108: he did.

Sexe space boi: I actually asked if I could be his best man and he totally flipped.

Yoitsme108: oh that would be soooo cute!!!!

Sexe space boi: I know. *high fives*

Yoitsme108: I'll be the ring bearer for when you and unique get married.

Sexe space boi: unique?

Yoitsme108: the name of your lightsaber...

Sexe space boi: ohhh, I like that. Ok! You can be the ring bearer.

Yoitsme108: ha score! Let me go tell my fiancé he can be your best man now.

Sexe space boi: Yeah... I'm sure he's just gonna love hearing that.

Yoitsme108: of course he will! *runs off to Hux❤️*

Kylos rating: 10/10
Light sabers rating:

Kylo: no! The light saber has no choice. It 100%loves me! No rating needed.

Yoitsme108: 10/10 can't wait for the wedding🙏🏻🙌🏻

-yoitsme108