What even is this. Some would wonder what type of person I am, but really the truth is that everyone can ramble on... and on.. and on. So why can't I? You've got a problem with that don't you. If you do then stop reading. I dare you. Come on.

Ugh... maybe I am just running out of ideas you know. I mean, come on, I just blamed the reader for reading something that got put on a website where you're meant to read stuff written by other people. But who knows... this place is a new place. A mysterious one. Where people code themselves, their essence, their soul, into the English alphabet of twenty six letters.

Oh did I mention the commas, apostrophes and what not. Damn, well if so many people write here I got the feeling that people might pick up on grammar issues you know. Spelling issues. Its you're decision if you want to mind them or not. And that was quite cheeky I know. 

This is a place for stories am I right? Well, I feel that sometimes, the best way to write a story is to just let things flow from your mind. Seriously, don't you ever feel that, when you want to be creative you can't? But when you're zoning out randomly you come up with the weirdest most incomprehensible things. Eh, I just found out that there's spell check when I tried to type incompreh.. I can't be bothered. So, moving on, as I was saying, there are lots of commas in this sentence... Jokes, as I was saying, creativity is something that you have to let ooze out of you. You cannot force it out.

Hmm, that gets me thinking, maybe I can express creativity as some analogy. Now what's a good one? You thinking? Its probably better than mine but creativity is like when you... nah, this is meant to be a none mature article. Ha! I probably made you think of something mature didn't I? Well then, an analogy... Creativity is like ripping those stupid pages out of exercise books. If you force it too much, your beautiful work of writing, gets a nice crack right through it. But if you ease along, relax your actions, the page comes out nicely. Oh you can also fold the paper then do it, but I am so bad at folding stuff that the fold would probably go into the page more than the tear would.

This is similar to creativity how? Well, it's something you cannot force. You know what you get when you force creativity? Well it's like how my Computer Science teacher said "diamonds are made under pressure, and so is crap". Oh no... is my article still non-mature? Bah, a teacher used that word in a school in a year where kids are overprotected. Stupid little kids and their little kid bad words. I should be fine. Nonetheless, I cannot explain how fundamentally true that quote is, especially when we relate it to creativity. Honestly though, I just realized... is this American English! It should be 'realised', I rest my case. Anyways, I kinda realized that maybe this piece of crap you are reading might just be the best explanation to why creativity tends to suck a bit when you force it. 

I'm trying to be creative here. My article, yes this one you're reading, is a fine example of forced creativity. If you are still reading this, it is probably because you find my stupidity in the from of my rambling as amusing. I go off topic a lot don't I. Heh... that's not a bad thing. Going off topic is what really spawns creativity. I mean, if you only stick to what you are meant to think, how will you ever come up with anything original? So does that make my article creative?

Am I blowing your mind with my awesome contradictions of intense philosophical revelations? No? Well, it's not meant to, because if I could I would have made money by selling stuff. You know those rich people who are renowned for their so-called "creativity" but put no effort into what they create? Abstract artists... kill them please.  Actually, no. I haven't really put effort into this either... Oh, but I'm not rich nor renowned. I think. I never wanted to be a writer, but I mean who doesn't want money? Ah, I'm back from dinner. Wait, you don't even have my sense of time... That is certainly one limitation of written literature isn't it. I know. How about you wait twenty minutes, and then read that sentence. Yes, now that would work. But then this article is no where near good enough to keep someone's attention for that long. C-can I please keep your attention? Please? 

Aw, thank you~  I knew you would. It's already eight hundred words. This wasn't meant to waste so much of my time. I just started typing bull... (that little kid bad word I mentioned before), and somehow it became like this. It really is kind of amazing how, in the second paragraph I said I was going to run out of ideas. I'm not. I have many ideas. Yes. Just wait and see. Wait, gimme a second to think of some ideas right now... (Yes, I mean, just sit there and wait for me like you did for my dinner)

Jokes, go do what you need to. There will be more. See you later. I just went through that whole article changing the its to it's. Be grateful. Don't you dare complain about my writing's spelling and grammar you little... (that little kid bad word but it starts with s)

Bonus joke: Why does my article never die of thirst?
                         It has many "Well"s