EMMA-  Mom I have something to tell y'all

MOM- Whert?

EMMA- I'm pregnant with a pineapple

MOM- OMG! Didn't see dat comin

EMMA- IKR anyway imma teen mom and grandpa is da father

MOM- Woah ain't dat nice. What ya naming it?

EMMA- Boing Boing Bananas

MOM-  Woah dat a nice name bra

* All of a sudden, guess who comes through the the door. LOL no one bra people can't go through doors! But guess who opened the door and walked through the frame. That's right, Hannah Montana and guess what she did, she started to hump my lamp*

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This is complete shit
BUT DO NOT THREAT WOLVERINE SHALL SAVE DA DAY