Hello people. This was requested by zodiac-princess1043
So, uh, yeah. Challenge accepted. Let's go!

It was a bright sunny day at the smash mansion, and you were hanging out in Robin's room with your friends.
Already gathered were Roy, Marth, Ike, and, of course, Robin.
You were all waiting on Chrom to arrive. (Some of you more patiently than others...)

"I'm so bored." Roy sighed, flopping over Robin's bed.
"When is Chrom gonna get here?" he complained.
"Tut tut." Marth flicked his forehead.
"Be patient."

"I don't like being patient." Roy grumped.
"Hold up! I have an idea." Roy beamed, jumping up and running to the kitchen.
He came back a minute later, carrying a bag of marshmallows.
"Hey (Y/n), how many marshmallows do you think I can fit in my mouth at the same time?" Roy smiled mischievously, ripping the bag open.

"Ew." you wrinkled your nose in disgust, watching as Roy proceeded to cram marshmallow after marshmallow into his mouth.
"I am a princess Roy. I'm above this level of buffoonery." You huffed, pulling a fan from your purse and fanning yourself.

"Thith ith aeth!" Roy spluttered, drool dripping down his chin. He grabbed another one and began working that one into his mouth as well.
"Disgusting." Marth sighed.
"Roy, you are in the presence of a lady."

"He doesn't care." Ike smiled, scooting closer to Roy and offering his encouragement.

"He does have a point though." Ike continued "Where is Chrom?"

Robin sighed. "He said he had to pick up something on the way here." he stated, sitting next to you.

Your felt your face heat as soon as he sat down.
Robin always did this to you.

You reminded yourself you were supposed to be dignified and graceful.
You were royalty for Pete's sake!
But you fell to pieces any time Robin was near you...
Even something as simple as his smile made your face turn the color of a tomato, and caused your breath to quicken as tiny royal butterflies fluttered about your stomach.

A loud knock sounded at the door and Ike pushed himself up off his seat to answer it.
"It's about time Chrom." he muttered, swinging the door open.
"Hey guys!" Chrom grinned, pushing past Ike to get to Robin.
Robin stood up, and the two of them performed some kind of weird best bro handshake...thing... before Chrom came over to you.

"Good afternoon Lord Chrom." You said, politely standing up and curtsying.
"No need to be so formal (Y/n)." Chrom laughed, enveloping you in a bone crushing hug.

"T-this...is s-so informal..." You sputtered, pushing yourself away from him in an attempt to get more oxygen.
Chrom chuckled, letting you go and walking towards Marth.

"Don't touch me!" Marth muttered, scooting away from him.

"Whatever." Chrom shrugged, pulling a small box from his pocket.
"This is what I had to stop to get."
He smiled, popping it open to reveal a small, round, flat disk, attached to a golden link chain.

"Whoa. What is it?" Roy asked, spitting the contents of his mouth out into the garbage.

"It's a...well...er..." Chrom struggled for words.
"Well I can't remember what it's called, but it's one of those things you see in the movies that you swing back and forth in front of people's faces to hypnotize them." He rambled excitedly.

"It's called a pendulum you ninnies." Marth stated.

"Ooooooh." Ike gasped, leaning in to get a better look at it.
"It's so shiny."

"Amazing observation Ike."
You rolled your eyes sarcastically at him, leaning in to look into the box.
"You know these things never actually work, right?"

"It might." Chrom said, handing the box to Robin.
"We have ourselves a professional wizard." He grinned.
"I'm not a wizard." Robin sighed, rubbing his temples in annoyance.
"But I suppose I could try. It would be quite amusing if it worked." He smiled, taking the box from him.

"Who should I try it on?" He asked, turning around.
Everyone jumped back from him.
"Carful there!" Ike exclaimed.

"Do Marth first! He's way too uptight! Roy suggested.

"Okay." Robin nodded, turning to Marth. "D-don't! You have no right to." Marth stated, placing his hands in his hips.

"Chillllllll out." Robin chanted, waving the disk in front of Marth's face, completely ignoring his protests.
"I'm not uptight." He huffed, crossing his arms.

"Chillllllll out."
Robin repeated.

Marth's eyes glazed over, before he fell backwards onto the couch, completely passed out.
"Oh my gosh. You killed him." Roy yelled, backing away from Robin, his mouth hanging open in shock.
"It was your idea!" Robin shouted back, nervously glancing down at the disk.

"We're are all witnesses!" Roy yelled.
"I didn't know it would KILL HIM!"
Robin yelled back.

"What's all the fighting about my dudes?"

All of you nervously glanced back at Marth, who was now sitting up on the couch.

"Umm...What did you just say?"  Chrom gasped.

"I asked what the problemo was my bros. What's with all the fussy-fuss?"
Marth asked, standing up resting his elbow on Robin's shoulder.

"Thank the gods, you're alive!" Robin laughed, hugging Marth.
"Yep. I'm like, super alive. You only live once my man." Marth replied, grinning.

"Hey Roy, do we have an chips? Or like... Cheetos maybe?"
He asked, untangling himself from Robin and walking towards Roy.

"Uhhh... Robin, I don't know what you did, but I love it!" Roy laughed, giving Marth a fist bump, before leading him into the kitchen.

"What did you do?" you asked, wrinkling your nose in disgust.
Seeing your best friend dumbed down to the level of some... hippy guy was just... repulsive.

"Yo Robin my bro, do you have any Mountain Dew?" Marth called from the kitchen.

That was the last straw. "Alright, that's it!" you exclaimed, jumping up and putting our hands on your hips.
"This isn't right. Change him back." you demanded, tapping your foot impatiently.

"Umm..." Robin glanced from Chrom to Ike, before finally looking back at you.
"I kinda like him like this though." he admitted.

"Robin, you're above this level of idiocy." you reminded him.

"But it's so funny." Chrom pointed out.
"I mean, just look at him! He's like a hippy dude. It's hilarious." Chrom laughed.

"No." you shook your head. "He's royalty. You should not have him acting this way. What would the other smashers think..." you protested, fanning yourself.

"I think I was wrong. (Y/n) is way more uptight then Marth. Hypnotize her next." Roy announced, walking into the room with a can of soda.
"Don't you dare." you warned.

"Or what? You're gonna hit us with your fan?" Roy laughed.
"I'm a princess. I don't get hypnotized.
It's improper." you mused, examining your nails.

"Aww c'mon (Y/n)." Ike pleaded.
"Robin needs someone else to hypnotize."

"Then have him hypnotize one of you." you said, sticking your nose in the air.
"Maybe he'll hypnotize you to practice some manners while in the presence of a lady."

"Hey (Y/n)?" Robin asked. You felt your face heat as he gently smiled and tilted your chin down so you were looking into his eyes.

"You are a coooooow." he stated, waving the pendulum back and forth.
"No I'm not!" you wrinkled your nose.
Having your crush call you a cow was usually not a good sign.

"You are a cooooooooow."
Robin repeated.

Your eyes slid shut and everything went black.
When you came to, you heard hushed voices conversing above you.

"When do you think she'll wake up?"

Your eyes fluttered open, darting back and forth to look at the group that was standing over you.

"(Y/n)?" Chrom asked nervously.

"Moo." you replied, quickly covering your mouth with your hand. Did that just come out of your mouth?

Chrom chuckled. "That was like, the cutest 'moo' ever."

"NO WAY!!! YOU MADE HER THINK SHE WAS A COW!?!!!?!" Roy exclaimed, laughing until he started choking on his drink.
Ike was laughing so hard he started crying, and Robin put his hands on his hips triumphantly.

"It worked!" he beamed, obviously very proud of himself.

"Moo! Moo moo moo! MOO!" you demanded, pushing yourself up off the floor and glaring at them.
"Moo moo moo m-" you ranted, glancing outside and stopping yourself.

The sun shone brightly down on the green grass, causing it to glitter.
You started drooling.
The grass looked so very... appetizing.

You slowly walked over to the window, pressing your nose against it to look a all the glorious grass.
Green and luscious....you needed to have some. Immediately.

"Hey, where are you going?" Chrom asked, watching as you threw open the door and slid out of the room.
"Uhhhh, guys? (Y/n) just left."

"Oh crap." Robin snapped, grabbing Roy's shoulder.
"She's probably going to do something totally 'improper'!"

The boys, including hippy Marth, burst out laughing, wiping their eyes and patting each other on the back.
"But seriously- we should go watch." Robin grinned.

The rest of them quickly agreed, and they followed after Robin, with Roy whipping out his phone and quickly opened the camera app on the way.

"Hey (Y/n)!" Chrom called.
"There she is!" he exclaimed, pointing at you.

"Is she...eating grass?" Ike asked, a puzzled expression on his face.
"Gross."

"No way!" Roy laughed. "She is! She's eating handfuls of it!" he stated in bewilderment. Then the realization hit him.
"Cuz she's a cow! Oh gods this is too funny!" Roy had never laughed so hard in his life.
"Yo, yo, don't hate on her cuz she's a vegetarian dudes." Marth frowned.
"Grass is probably good for you. Here-" he said, bending down and picking a handful "We're going to see."
Marth stuffed it in his mouth, chewing thoughtfully for a couple of minutes before swallowing, while the rest of them watched in amazement.
"Nope. That stuff's nasty my dudes. Don't eat this." he confirmed.

"What's going on?" a voice came from behind them.
Robin spun around to be greeted by Lucina, who was standing there with her arms crossed.
"And why is (Y/n) eating the lawn?"

"O-oh." Robin laughed nervously, blushing and scooting in front of you to block her view while he searched for an answer. "She's...um...she's practicing for a play!" he stated.

You mooed from behind him, trying to tell Lucina the truth.

"Isn't that right (Y/n)?" Robin asked, turning to look at you and scratching the back of his neck.
"A play were she's a cow?" Lucina questioned, tapping her foot and narrowing her eyes at Robin. Robin chuckled nervously, his blush darkening. "Y-yeah." he nodded frantically. "Tell her (Y/n)."
You mooed again. Glaring at him.

"Uhh, (Y/n), you can stop acting now." Robin stated, plastering a fake grin on his face and snapping several times, trying to break the hypnosis. He gently kicked you in the leg.

"ROBIN! YOU JUST KICKED A PRINCESS!" Roy screamed.
"W-what? Oh my gosh!" Robin groaned, facepalming.

"You could go to jail for that you know." Chrom helpfully pointed out.

"I didn't even kick her that hard!" Robin protested, pointing at you.
"See, she's fine!"

"Chill out everyone." Marth hummed, sitting cross legged in the grass.
"Y'all just need to find your inner peace." he explained, closing his eyes to meditate.

"Riiiiiiiiiight." Ike mused, raising an eyebrow. "Guys, Marth is starting to freak me out now."

"About time!" you yelled, getting up off your hands and knees and spitting the grass out of your mouth.
"Blegh."

"I am so mad at you guys!" you seethed, waving your arms in the air.

"What?" Lucina asked, clearly confused as to what was happening.
"Did I miss something?"

"Oh, you missed a lot of somethings sweetheart." Roy laughed, wiping the tears from his eyes. Suddenly, he frowned and looked down.
"Well whaddya know? I laughed so hard I pissed my pants." Roy stated absentmindedly.
"Eh, whatever. Who needs pants anyway?" he muttered.

Your eyes widened as you heard something being unzipped behind you.
"Oh boy."

So... umm... This story is probably not what you expected, but, in my defense:
"luscious green grass!" Hahahahahaha!

The idea for this just... came to me (in a moment of pure insanity) and I just decided to roll with it. I don't really know what the heck it is, but I kind of love it. I know it's not really much of an "x-reader", but hey: if you don't like it, you can write your own.

In other news, I have a work titled School of Smash, and if you've enjoyed these x-readers then you'll probably enjoy that story as well.
It's not completed yet, but I love working on it and I update frequently. It'd mean a lot to me if you would go and check it out.
(This totally isn't shameless self-promotion or anything... *laughs nervously*)

Anyways, thanks for reading, and thanks for putting up with all the weirdness in this chapter. As always, feel free to leave your requests and feedback!
See ya later!

~Gookip💜✌🏼️