Jerry: Max are you gonna finish your burrito?

Max: I might! Back off!

Jerry: Don't you yell at me-

Max: Don't ever look at my burrito!!

Jerry: You better cut out the attitude!!

Max: Well give me a fucking kiss then!!

Jerry: *kisses him hard*

Max is a total bitch when he doesn't get his way/getting attention off Jerry. So if he gets in trouble he gets real salty