John: I'm the alpha here!

Felix: No.

John: *growls* Yes I am.

Tyler: *watches them yawning*

Mike: *hiding behind Nat because he doesn't want to get dragged into it*

Felix: I'm the alpha!  *tackles John down*

John: *wrestles with him* I'm the alpha!

Tyler: Wrong! I'm the alpha and the master! *smacks them with a pillow*

Felix+John: *freeze and look at him* ...

And then tyler was never heard of again