Max: So how are they treating you? Are you well?

Faz: *covered in hickies and love bites* Yes, they're treating me fine and I am well. *squeezes his hand* I miss you.

Max:  I miss you too. *nuzzles his hand*

Jamey: Too much touching. *pulls Faz into his lap*

Faz: Jamey! He's my brot-

Jamey: Faz. *squeezes his ass with a stern look*

Max: *looks away grumbling* Can't I have a private conversation with my brother?

Lucifer: No.

Jerry: Hi I'm Jerry! *gets in Max's face* You're pretty hot, for a king.. and young!

Max: *leans away from him uncomfortable* T-thank you?

Jerry: Do you have a wife?~

Angelo: Jerry baby, compose yourself. *pulls him back to his chair*

Max: *has sensed the atmosphere has changed* ... I should get going-

Lucifer: Not so fast. *leans against his throne smirking* We're going to have a little chat.

Just in this AU Max is a puss puss because he really doesn't have an army or anything